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A game warden out of San Antonio went to a suburban house to pick up a "pet" doe. Everything went fairly easily for getting the four legs all tied together and the doe into the game warden's car.
On his way to the Breckenridge Zoo, driving along, he happened to hear a noise and glance into the rear view mirror: To see a hoof flail through the air.
He pulled over and stopped and bailed out of the car, closing the door behind him. By the time that deer got done rodeoing around inside, it looked like an explosion in a confetti factory from all the destroyed upholstery.
The warden gave up. Opened a door and watched the doe sail off into the brush.
One wonders at the damage report...
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