Hello, sir. "I feel your pain." Bawahahahaha! No, really, I do think they're worth the money for what you get. I've had excellent reliability and accuracy with both. Got about 1500 rnds through the 9mm and around a thousand through the .45 now.
As mentioned, they shoot tighter than I can.
So far, zero malfunctions in either.
Best.
.45 Standard 5" Trojan:
9mm Trojan Longslide 6" bbl: