Lines I'd like to hear...
Getting ready to go into the dark spooky place... "Got your piece?"
Two girls in the house with a stalker outside... "Does your dad have a gun?"
Your idiot pal throws away the map "thats ok we'll eat you first"
Idiot Blair witch nasty fool/deliverance freak beats on the side of the tent... "bang bang bang bang bang... shuffle shuffle zipppppppp.. crunch crunch crunch BANG "its ok guys.. I got her"
Zombies are coming... "ok tell me again about these "dragon breath" shotgun rounds?"
Werewolves are coming.. "ya'll realize silvertip is just a brandname right?"
Giant ants, big rats whatever coming "you sure that wussy lil AR 15 aint just gonna piss em off?"
In ANY slasher flick "Dude he has a chainsaw!!! Dude.. I have a 45!"
Vampire movies... "yeah well it started off as a winchester model 21, then I cut off the barrels to the end of the stock, made some custom hi brass loads by lathing down some oak dowels, its good out to about 50 feet and reloading is a bear.. but when it hits it does the job"
at the end of any horror movie.. "thank GOD you had a gun!"
