"i hit him with the shovel and he went down, but instead of running away, i trussed him, loaded him into the wood chipper and then set the whole mess on fire with some gasoline"
"you think that chain saw is scarey?"
"meet the ditch witch"
"do you prefer breneke's or double aught for slithering alien brains?"
"tingle this mofo!"
"Hell spawn!"
"Return wence thee came, or i will unleash the bicycle riding witnesses of Good News"
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