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JFrame · November 2, 2001, 12:08 PM

Pretty d**n funny, Lawdog and others!

Okay--here are some lame-o additions:

"Have you noticed these zombies can't climb trees worth a lick? Shee-yit...From up here, I can drop 'em all night long with my squirrel rifle!"

"Okay--now that we've figured out that some maniac has been bumping us off one by one in this big ol' house we're trapped in, I suggest we hunker down in the corner of that big room, face outward, and riddle anything that moves with our Glocks!"

"All we have against those mutated guinea pigs is my granddaddy's Winchester pump shotgun from World War I...But it's better than nothing!"

"Hey, Mister--! Mister--Watch out for that zombie! Hey! Oh... Sorry--I didn't notice you carrying that scoped .44..."

November 2, 2001, 12:08 PM	#23
JFrame Member Join Date: February 23, 2001 Location: The Old Dominion Posts: 52	Pretty d**n funny, Lawdog and others! Okay--here are some lame-o additions: "Have you noticed these zombies can't climb trees worth a lick? Shee-yit...From up here, I can drop 'em all night long with my squirrel rifle!" "Okay--now that we've figured out that some maniac has been bumping us off one by one in this big ol' house we're trapped in, I suggest we hunker down in the corner of that big room, face outward, and riddle anything that moves with our Glocks!" "All we have against those mutated guinea pigs is my granddaddy's Winchester pump shotgun from World War I...But it's better than nothing!" "Hey, Mister--! Mister--Watch out for that zombie! Hey! Oh... Sorry--I didn't notice you carrying that scoped .44..."