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buzz_knox · November 2, 2001, 12:41 PM

Stop me before I post again!

Too late!

"Yes, I'm a cop. But that's a 300 foot tall firebreathing lizard. What part of 'not in my job description' don't you understand?"

"Hello, Mr. Hostile Alien. Let me introduce you to one of GE's finer products: the MINIGUN!"

"Okay. We're going up into the woods. Everybody bring a primary and a backup? Harvey, you didn't. Well, go home and get one. We'll wait. Those lousy kids are already dead for sure so this is a search and destroy mission, not a rescue."

"Well, the kids are already dead. So, let's wait until the cannibal finishes eating. When he takes his after-dinner nap, we'll open up on him."

"Anybody know a good recipe for vampire bat?"

November 2, 2001, 12:41 PM	#25
buzz_knox Senior Member Join Date: December 2, 1999 Location: Knoxville, in the Free State of Tennesse Posts: 4,190	Stop me before I post again! Too late! "Yes, I'm a cop. But that's a 300 foot tall firebreathing lizard. What part of 'not in my job description' don't you understand?" "Hello, Mr. Hostile Alien. Let me introduce you to one of GE's finer products: the MINIGUN!" "Okay. We're going up into the woods. Everybody bring a primary and a backup? Harvey, you didn't. Well, go home and get one. We'll wait. Those lousy kids are already dead for sure so this is a search and destroy mission, not a rescue." "Well, the kids are already dead. So, let's wait until the cannibal finishes eating. When he takes his after-dinner nap, we'll open up on him." "Anybody know a good recipe for vampire bat?"