Mr. Hill goes to Hollywood
Our own George Hill is walking towards his home late one night. Out of the darkness steps a threatening ghoul. George draws his 1911 and quickly Mozambiques it. Two dozen more ghouls step out of the darkness. George turns around and runs inside. The ghouls smile and begin to walk towards George's house. George races OUT of his house, this time with one 1911 in each hand, and two more stuck in his wasteband. He has this maniac's grin on his face as he races towards the ghouls. They turn around and run. George Hill runs after them, firing with both guns, yelling, "Come back here you blankety blanking blankety blanks! I'm gonna go Chow Yun Fat on your ass!"
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