Wow, you won't wear a fanny pack, but your will carry a woman's shoulder purse for the field?
Actually, my wife carries a Maxpedition Fat Boy as her regular purse whether she is out in the field or not.
Given you folks are nervous about a fanny pack giving away the fact that you are carrying a gun and maybe being indicative of y'all being light in the loafers, then a Fat Boy worn by a man should just about cause you to panic