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This little exchange is one of my favorites.
"You've got to stop making those stupid noises."
"I was TALKING!"
"Right."
Other quotes....
"Congratulations, I have arrived!"
"It's not that I'm insensative to your needs, or that I don't understand your problem. It's just that I don't give a [EXPLETIVE DELETED]". -Me
"Never fear another man, no matter what his size. If trouble threatens, call on me, and I will equalize." -Gun advertisement from the late 1800s
"Everybody dies. Die standing up."
"3...2...1...Impact. BOOM! OH, YEAH!" -Gulf war aircraft's bombadier/navigator (can't remember if it was an A-6E Intruder or an F-111 'Vark...)
"You jammed your AK-47? What'd you do, s*** in the magazine?"
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