Do any of these do it for you? If not, check my signature line, courtesy of ol' Wild Bill, hisself!
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency
to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright
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o I raised my hand to eye level, like pointing a finger, and fired. Wild Bill Hickok