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Old October 31, 2000, 10:56 PM   #12
Nightcrawler
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Join Date: September 22, 2000
Location: Northern Michigan
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Here are some survival tips for when the undead rise.


-Avoid cemetaries, mortuaries, catacombs, and any other place corpses are stored. Granted, it isn't as suspensful, but let's be sensible.

-Don't hole up in a building and let 500 zombies surround it. That's the easiest road to disaster. Keep moving.

-Zombies are slow. If you encounter one and are dumb enough to be unarmed, simply run away. Don't attempt to take it on with a brick or some other blunt object.

-Zombies are dumb. If fleeing inside of a building, lock the doors behind you.

-And, of course, as with any horror scenario, avoid having out-of-wedlock sex until the incident is over. For some reason, in a horror scenario, having said relations is a death sentence....
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