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DAKODAKID · June 5, 2001, 11:39 PM

1. buy pants 6x's too big and wear them very low
2. wear your boxers up past your bellybutton
3. trade a nice yellow rock for a Glock in 9mm
4. hold the pistol sideways
5. make sure to jerk the trigger
6. don't look at your sights (only punks use sights)
7. always "flick" your wrist while shooting (helps the
bullets come out faster).
8. put your index finger into the trigger guard up past
the 2nd knuckle
9. always be full of liquid courage(see the 40oz post
above)
10. Never and I mean never(this is the most important)hit
what you are shooting at.

It also helps to have an IQ below that of room temp..

June 5, 2001, 11:39 PM	#12
DAKODAKID Senior Member Join Date: September 11, 2000 Posts: 436	1. buy pants 6x's too big and wear them very low 2. wear your boxers up past your bellybutton 3. trade a nice yellow rock for a Glock in 9mm 4. hold the pistol sideways 5. make sure to jerk the trigger 6. don't look at your sights (only punks use sights) 7. always "flick" your wrist while shooting (helps the bullets come out faster). 8. put your index finger into the trigger guard up past the 2nd knuckle 9. always be full of liquid courage(see the 40oz post above) 10. Never and I mean never(this is the most important)hit what you are shooting at. It also helps to have an IQ below that of room temp..