1. Welcome to Texas!!!
2. Don't mess with Texas (an anti-litter campaign)
3. Get a bumper sticker on your vehicle that says, 'I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could.'
4. Get your license plates changed, then you can get rid of the bumper sticker.
5. Read the 'hints' thread for people moving to Texas.
6. God bless Texas.
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