Today is opening day for deer here in Pa. Schools are closed and God help you if you need a plumber!
Tonight`s local news will have the usual opening day tragedies but along with that, they`ll show young Carl or Carla with their first buck they got hunting with dad, Uncle Joe and Granpa.
Slob hunters? Oh yeah, we got em. You should see the state pistol range after the turkey hunters have "sighted in" their shotguns. Arrests, heavy fines and a hanging judge explaining the 2nd Amendment are needed for these bums. We also have drunk drivers, wife beaters and the like. Every day is opening day for them. There is a common thread here. It`s the booze, stupid!
