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Old May 27, 2002, 09:34 PM   #20
UltimaThule
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Join Date: September 16, 2001
Location: Norway
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I have no personal experience with werewolves, but the last time there were a problem around here, large-bore muzzleloaders were the weapon of the day. No need to carry specialized bullets at all, just make sure that the silver buttons on your waistcoat are of proper caliber - rip off a button, drop it in, point-and-squeeze. Accuracy isn't really important, nowadays you aren't allowed to shoot werewolves at long range anyway, if it is that far away you should just call the authorities. We are after all talking about an endangered species here.

If there is a chance of running into both werewolves and vampires, maybe a silver hollowpoint would do the trick. Put a drop of holy water and/or garlic juice in the nose cavity and seal it. If you have trouble finding holy water, try the home-brew variant. Put some ordinary water in a kettle and boil the he!! out of it.

BTW, has anyone ever heard of vampires in France? Garlic breath and vampires should be a bad combination (from the vampire's point of view).
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