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MeekAndMild · July 20, 2002, 05:50 PM

Sports Illustrated: I think maybe I'd have a photo of some the men and women who won the Olympic shooting medals over the last few decades. Then a blurb about how we need to support the team for the next Olympics. Then something about "you too can join our team".

Playboy: Surely the Americans could come up with a Bikini Shooting Team, then a blurb about "you meet great people at the shooting range..."

Playgirl: Whoever is the male celeb of the year holding a large pistol in a strategic position. Same blurb. Avoid Leonardo Dicaprio if possible.

Home improvement mags. One page spread on how to put in a hidden gun safe between the walls. In fact free lance writers should start a campaign to introduce this topic in articles into these mags.

Women's magazines: Full page discussing water safety, bicycle safety, fire safety, poison control. Then a blurb about guns getting a bad rap and it being time to make these as safe as firearms.

National Geographic: A tribute to Audubon the bird hunter and conservationist. Something about modern hunters contribute $XXX for conservation, wildlife habitat and species preservation annually.

Rolling Stone: The sweetest and most polite ad praising great rockers who have been shooters. Then sue the living [color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color] out of them when they refuse to publish it.

Ebony: Ditto on Jim March's idea. Then follow through with the lawsuit when they refuse it.

July 20, 2002, 05:50 PM	#7
MeekAndMild Senior Member Join Date: August 2, 2001 Posts: 4,988	Sports Illustrated: I think maybe I'd have a photo of some the men and women who won the Olympic shooting medals over the last few decades. Then a blurb about how we need to support the team for the next Olympics. Then something about "you too can join our team". Playboy: Surely the Americans could come up with a Bikini Shooting Team, then a blurb about "you meet great people at the shooting range..." Playgirl: Whoever is the male celeb of the year holding a large pistol in a strategic position. Same blurb. Avoid Leonardo Dicaprio if possible. Home improvement mags. One page spread on how to put in a hidden gun safe between the walls. In fact free lance writers should start a campaign to introduce this topic in articles into these mags. Women's magazines: Full page discussing water safety, bicycle safety, fire safety, poison control. Then a blurb about guns getting a bad rap and it being time to make these as safe as firearms. National Geographic: A tribute to Audubon the bird hunter and conservationist. Something about modern hunters contribute $XXX for conservation, wildlife habitat and species preservation annually. Rolling Stone: The sweetest and most polite ad praising great rockers who have been shooters. Then sue the living [color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color] out of them when they refuse to publish it. Ebony: Ditto on Jim March's idea. Then follow through with the lawsuit when they refuse it. __________________ In a few years when the dust finally clears and people start counting their change there is a pretty good chance that President Obama may become known as The Great Absquatulator. You heard it first here on TFL.