Gee, I dunno! How about restraint of trade, discrimination and sexual harrassment? Get skunkabilly to run the ad and he could sue on the basis of antibanjoism.
I know a fellow who wanted to buy a house on the beach. He gave a lowball bid which was rejected then sued on basis of racial discrimination. Happens all the time.
disclaimer: No I'm not a lawyer nor do I play one on TV.
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In a few years when the dust finally clears and people start counting their change there is a pretty good chance that President Obama may become known as The Great
Absquatulator. You heard it first here on TFL.