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Having said that, I have three cats, and they're not good for s***, so I have to rely on the "mechanical" defense gizmos.
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HA! Just wait until the BG gets tangled up in three cats winding themselves around his legs in the dark. He trips over cat #1. He then steps on cat #2, who emits an unearthly banshee screech. This startles cat #3, who then climbs his front (yes, right over THAT spot) and perches on his head with its front claws in his face. The BG will be calling the police himself just to be rescued.
Commandos have nothing on cats.
Springmom