Springmom--
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HA! Just wait until the BG gets tangled up in three cats winding themselves around his legs in the dark. He trips over cat #1. He then steps on cat #2, who emits an unearthly banshee screech. This startles cat #3, who then climbs his front (yes, right over THAT spot) and perches on his head with its front claws in his face. The BG will be calling the police himself just to be rescued.
Commandos have nothing on cats.
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Come to think of it, I think Ella (aka, "Evil Kitty") could/would bite the crap out of anyone who broke in here. Heck, she bites me all the time. Why I put up with that cat, I don't know... except I love her any way.
And then there's Pepper, my 20lb cat. She hasn't got a mean bone in her body, but she is a BIG cat. Not fat, just plain big.
The third one, Molly, is small and shy. No defense from her, I'm sure.