Sometimes I can't believe I live here! - Page 2

Brian Gibbons · July 14, 2002, 04:42 PM

I bet Col. Saunders is rolling over in his grave right now laughing his butt off ...

madmike · July 15, 2002, 01:07 AM

Chicken. Tastes just like chicken.

To REALLY follow up, he should wring the dog's neck next time it comes over.

Don Gwinn · July 15, 2002, 07:48 AM

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Sandra Lawrence, who witnessed the shooting, said she feels she is now the laughingstock of Bay County,

Selling herself a bit short, isn't she? You're worldwide now, lady.

I just sat here and laughed out loud for several minutes straight. . . . I never do that . . . . . but . . . . THEY WERE CHICKENS! Geez, people.

MrKandiyohi · July 15, 2002, 09:34 AM

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One chicken was rushed to Parkway Animal Hospital where it died in surgery.

Man, I want to be at that autopsy. "Hey, Frank, only take one leg and one thigh. You'll get enough when we do the autopsy on the turkey tomorrow." Gives new meaning to surgical dressing.

Silverdrake · July 17, 2002, 08:04 PM

And the Humane Society stole his chickens and turkey! Oh, yeah, sooo much better to have them in a landfill rather than on a dinner table.

butchb243 · July 17, 2002, 08:28 PM

Round here we got a name fer people like them Lawrences. STUPID

:barf:

July 14, 2002, 04:42 PM	#26
Brian Gibbons Senior Member Join Date: March 2, 2001 Posts: 388	That's a good story ... I bet Col. Saunders is rolling over in his grave right now laughing his butt off ...

July 15, 2002, 01:07 AM	#27
madmike Senior Member Join Date: October 5, 2000 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 559	Chicken. Tastes just like chicken. To REALLY follow up, he should wring the dog's neck next time it comes over. __________________ FORGED IN BLOOD, (editor), Sept 2017, Baen Books THE TIDE OF BATTLE, July 2018, Baen Books http://www.MichaelZWilliamson.com http://www.SharpPointyThings.com

July 17, 2002, 08:28 PM	#31
butchb243 Senior Member Join Date: June 17, 2002 Location: Somewhere between Texas & heaven Posts: 182	Round here we got a name fer people like them Lawrences. STUPID :barf: __________________ If you ain't free, you ain't nothing. Shoot low sheriff, they're riddin' shetlands! Save your confederate money boys the south is gonna rise again!

July 17, 2002, 08:04 PM	#30
Silverdrake Junior Member Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 2	And the Humane Society stole his chickens and turkey! Oh, yeah, sooo much better to have them in a landfill rather than on a dinner table.