Great bumper sticker

David Scott · December 18, 2000, 11:40 AM

Seen at the flea market:

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, OUR SNIPERS CAN DROP YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY!

BadMedicine · December 18, 2000, 03:54 PM

I saw this bumper sticker on a big 4 wheel drive truck. It said:

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, GET HELP!!!! (It was posted upside down

)

BobR · December 18, 2000, 05:13 PM

The only one I have on my car is:

Born OK The First Time

Living in Oklahoma (the buckle of the bible belt), I just like to try and make some people

think a little, sometimes a very daunting task!

Speedy · December 18, 2000, 09:54 PM

My favorites:

Warning: Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunititon.(It's a lie)

My VERY favorite:
WARNING: The gun in the driver's hand is larger than it appears.

bedlamite · December 18, 2000, 11:51 PM

I brake for tailgaters.

Artimus · December 19, 2000, 03:59 AM

Mine says: "don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

iso1 · December 19, 2000, 04:56 AM

I like this list:
http://www.keepandbeararms.com/infor...em.asp?id=1326

Quote:

Bumper Stickers that Offend

by Michael Z. Williamson

These bumper stickers are designed to offend the liberals, outrage the politicians, and line my pocket with cash. And as a special bonus, 10% of all purchases will go to KeepAndBearArms.com. (No, KABA isn't necessarily agreeing with all of these statements, but I am, so send me your order so we can support KABA in one more way - and stick 'em in all the right places.) Read and enjoy, ordering instructions are below.

...AND JU$TICE FOR $OME

ANNOY A POLITICIAN TODAY. THINK!

ASSASSINS, INC. WE AIM TO PLEASE

AT ANY TIME, AT ANY PLACE, OUR SNIPERS CAN DROP YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY

BILL OF RIGHTS, AMENDMENT 2 (overstamped in red with “void where prohibited by law”)

BORN FREE, TAXED TO DEATH

CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. NOT JUST FOR REVOLUTIONARIES ANYMORE

DON’T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR DOLE

DEATH IS BUT A DOORWAY. HERE, LET ME HOLD THIS FOR YOU

ELIMINATE TRAFFIC CONGESTION. LEGALIZE VEHICULAR WEAPONRY

EVERYTHING I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN SNIPER SCHOOL

FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE. REAL FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE BODIES

GOD IS MY CO-PILOT, BUT THE DEVIL IS MY BOMBARDIER

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE. PLANT A POLITICIAN

“GUN CONTROL” ISN’T ABOUT GUNS, IT’S ABOUT CONTROL

GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, FEDERAL AGENTS DO

GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, POSTAL WORKERS DO

HONK IF YOU’VE NEVER SEEN AN UZI FIRED FROM A MOVING CAR

I DON’T HAVE A LICENSE TO KILL. I HAVE A LEARNER’S PERMIT

I LOVE MY COUNTRY, IT’S MY GOVERNMENT I FEAR

IF GOD HAD MEANT FOR ME TO VOTE, HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME REAL CANDIDATES TO CHOOSE FROM

IF GUNS ARE OUTLAWED CAN WE USE SWORDS?

IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME THEN WOMEN CAUSE PROSTITUTION

IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME, THEN MATCHES CAUSE ARSON

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU’RE IN SIGHT

IF YOU CAN’T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, RIDDLE THEM WITH BULLETS

IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEY’LL GO AWAY

IS IT TOO LATE TO GET THE RUSSIANS TO NUKE WASHINGTON?

LADIES ANARCHIST SEWING CIRCLE AND TERRORIST SOCIETY

(mushroom cloud) MADE IN AMERICA BY LAZY ILLITERATE AMERICAN WORKERS. TESTED IN JAPAN

MY MIND IS NOT FOR SALE OR RENT TO ANY GOD OR GOVERNMENT

NEVER SHOOT TO KILL. ALWAYS SHOOT TO LIVE

PEOPLE ARE MORE VIOLENTLY OPPOSED TO FUR THAN LEATHER BECAUSE IT’S EASIER TO HARASS RICH WOMEN THAN MOTORCYCLE GANGS

POLITICIANS PREFER UNARMED PEASANTS

PRO-FREE SPEECH. PRO-GUN. PRO-CHOICE. PRO-FREEDOM!

PYSCHOAMAZON WARBITCH FROM HELL WITH AN ATTITUDE

QUESTION AUTHORITY BEFORE IT QUESTIONS YOU

QUESTION AUTHORITY. DON’T ASK WHY, JUST DO IT!

STOP THE VIOLINS! VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS!

SUPPORT (PETA) PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS

SURE YOU CAN TRUST THE GOVERNMENT. JUST ASK AN INDIAN!

THE BILL OF RIGHTS WENT TOO FAR. THEY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED WITH “CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW.”

THE CONSTITUTION HAS ITS FLAWS, BUT IT'S A DAMN SIGHT BETTER THAN WHAT WE’VE GOT NOW!

THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH DEMOCRATS

THE STRONGEST REASON FOR PEOPLE TO RETAIN THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS, IS AS A LAST RESORT, TO PROTECT THEMSELVES AGAINST TYRANNY IN GOVERNMENT--THOMAS JEFFERSON

THE ULTIMATE FEMININE PROTECTION. 9MM ON LIGHT DAYS, .44 MAGNUM ON HEAVY DAYS

THE 1ST AMENDMENT GRANTS FREE SPEECH. SO DOES THE 2ND!

THE WAY TO A MAN’S HEART IS BETWEEN THE FOURTH AND FIFTH RIBS

THEY’LL TAKE MY GUN WHEN THEY PRY MY COLD STIFF FINGERS OFF THE TRIGGER

TOURIST SEASON’S COMING UP! DON’T FORGET YOUR LICENSE!

WARNING! DRIVER CARRIES NO MORE THAN $20 WORTH OF AMMUNITION

WARNING: THE ATTORNEY GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH...AND GETS AWAY WITH IT

WATERSHIP DOWN. YOU’VE RED THE BOOK. YOU’VE SEEN THE MOVIE. NOW,
EAT THE STEW!

WE CAN FIRE POLITICIANS BECAUSE WE CAN FIRE GUNS

WE WILL NEVER HAVE GREAT LEADERS AS LONG AS WE MISTAKE EDUCATION FOR INTELLIGENCE, AMBITION FOR ABILITY AND LACK OF TRANSGRESSION FOR INTEGRITY

WHAT’S WRONG WITH A WAITING PERIOD BEFORE PUBLISHING A NEWSPAPER SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN CHECK YOUR FACTS?

WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS A MOMENT OF SCIENCE IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS!

WHERE IS LEE HARVEY OSWALD WHEN WE REALLY NEED HIM?

WILL BUILD THERMONUCLEAR DEVICES FOR FOOD

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. SO PLEASE SHUT UP!

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BadMedicine · December 19, 2000, 11:59 AM

Hile we've somewhat wanderd away from the gun subject, and have gotten into the political part, I'll drop this one:

AXE ME ABOUT EBONICS.

I've always wanted to get abunch of those andput them on cop cars

hehe. (and no, I ain't dumb enough to put one on mine!!)

**Rich Lucibella** · December 19, 2000, 12:33 PM

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student

RobertR · December 19, 2000, 12:56 PM

1 I have on my car:

"Don't take away my rights because you won't control your child".

I live in Littleton, (Columbine), Colorado by the way.

CrossEyed · December 19, 2000, 03:17 PM

Well, I'll have to contribute also:

"Keep Honkin', I'm Reloading"....

GunFool · December 19, 2000, 06:02 PM

On my bumper:

'Criminals Prefer Unarmed Victims'

Best one I've seen lately:

'Nothing in Here is Worth Your Life'

sw627pc · December 19, 2000, 08:42 PM

My wife had a license plate made once (we lived in a state that didn't issue front plates) that read:

I believe in numbers.
.38 .357 .45

BadMedicine · December 19, 2000, 09:47 PM

[color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color]!!!!!! I just posted this reply to a post in "the hunt" forum and it showed up here. [color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color] is up with this POS software??????? This is like the third or fourth time in twodays that the links connected to the postings have been wrong!!!!!

Cool. That's be a fun job. Do you actually work their, or is it a volunteer thing? Do you guys normaly feed him rabbit, or just chunks of meat? That would be something to watch.

**Rich Lucibella** · December 20, 2000, 09:53 AM

Testing thread integrity.
Rich

PJ11B3VF7 · December 20, 2000, 10:05 AM

BadMedecine, Hey I'm just a dude that posts here, but this is a free site, and one with a lot of traffic. Problems at times are to be expected. There's no need to get so overly excited. It's not like we have to pay an admissions fee to post here is it.
I think we should give credit to Rich and his team that this site runs as well as it does instead of complaining.
Peace!! Out.

griz · December 20, 2000, 10:06 AM

Don't blame me, I voted for Gore,....I think

Ought Six · December 20, 2000, 01:14 PM

An inalienable right can't be licensed.

December 18, 2000, 03:54 PM	#2
BadMedicine Junior member Join Date: July 7, 2000 Location: Anchorage Posts: 863	I saw this bumper sticker on a big 4 wheel drive truck. It said: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, GET HELP!!!! (It was posted upside down)

December 18, 2000, 09:54 PM	#4
Speedy Senior Member Join Date: April 26, 2000 Location: Sedro Woolley,Washington,USA Posts: 131	My favorites: Warning: Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunititon.(It's a lie) My VERY favorite: WARNING: The gun in the driver's hand is larger than it appears. __________________ "Carry" on Rick I prefer armed combat to unarmed combat. It's easier on the knuckles.

December 18, 2000, 11:51 PM	#5
bedlamite Senior Member Join Date: August 10, 2000 Location: WI Posts: 1,395	On a 1 ton dually: I brake for tailgaters. __________________ A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen.

December 19, 2000, 08:42 PM	#13
sw627pc Senior Member Join Date: December 9, 2000 Posts: 453	My wife had a license plate made once (we lived in a state that didn't issue front plates) that read: I believe in numbers. .38 .357 .45 __________________ Bob C. NRA Patron USN (Ret)

December 18, 2000, 11:40 AM	#1
David Scott Senior Member Join Date: February 11, 2000 Posts: 2,456	Seen at the flea market: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, OUR SNIPERS CAN DROP YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY!

December 18, 2000, 05:13 PM	#3
BobR Senior Member Join Date: December 4, 2000 Location: The Dry Side of WA Posts: 561	The only one I have on my car is: Born OK The First Time Living in Oklahoma (the buckle of the bible belt), I just like to try and make some people think a little, sometimes a very daunting task!

December 19, 2000, 03:59 AM	#6
Artimus Junior Member Join Date: December 19, 2000 Posts: 11	Mine says: "don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

December 19, 2000, 11:59 AM	#8
BadMedicine Junior member Join Date: July 7, 2000 Location: Anchorage Posts: 863	Hile we've somewhat wanderd away from the gun subject, and have gotten into the political part, I'll drop this one: AXE ME ABOUT EBONICS. I've always wanted to get abunch of those andput them on cop cars hehe. (and no, I ain't dumb enough to put one on mine!!)

December 19, 2000, 12:33 PM	#9
Rich Lucibella Staff Join Date: October 6, 1998 Location: South Florida Posts: 10,229	My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student

December 19, 2000, 12:56 PM	#10
RobertR Senior Member Join Date: June 7, 2000 Location: Littleton, Colorado, USA Posts: 192	1 I have on my car: "Don't take away my rights because you won't control your child". I live in Littleton, (Columbine), Colorado by the way.

December 19, 2000, 03:17 PM	#11
CrossEyed Member Join Date: October 15, 2000 Location: Greensburg, Pa Posts: 63	Well, I'll have to contribute also: "Keep Honkin', I'm Reloading"....

December 19, 2000, 06:02 PM	#12
GunFool Senior Member Join Date: December 7, 2000 Posts: 157	On my bumper: 'Criminals Prefer Unarmed Victims' Best one I've seen lately: 'Nothing in Here is Worth Your Life'

December 19, 2000, 09:47 PM	#14
BadMedicine Junior member Join Date: July 7, 2000 Location: Anchorage Posts: 863	[color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color]!!!!!! I just posted this reply to a post in "the hunt" forum and it showed up here. [color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color][color=#FF0000]█[/color] is up with this POS software??????? This is like the third or fourth time in twodays that the links connected to the postings have been wrong!!!!! Cool. That's be a fun job. Do you actually work their, or is it a volunteer thing? Do you guys normaly feed him rabbit, or just chunks of meat? That would be something to watch.

December 20, 2000, 09:53 AM	#15
Rich Lucibella Staff Join Date: October 6, 1998 Location: South Florida Posts: 10,229	Testing thread integrity. Rich

December 20, 2000, 10:05 AM	#16
PJ11B3VF7 Senior Member Join Date: February 5, 2000 Location: Iraq Posts: 394	BadMedecine, Hey I'm just a dude that posts here, but this is a free site, and one with a lot of traffic. Problems at times are to be expected. There's no need to get so overly excited. It's not like we have to pay an admissions fee to post here is it. I think we should give credit to Rich and his team that this site runs as well as it does instead of complaining. Peace!! Out.

December 20, 2000, 10:06 AM	#17
griz Senior Member Join Date: July 31, 2000 Location: Middle Peninsula, VA Posts: 1,588	Don't blame me, I voted for Gore,....I think

December 20, 2000, 01:14 PM	#18
Ought Six Senior Member Join Date: March 27, 2000 Posts: 340	An inalienable right can't be licensed.