Lines I'd like to hear in a horror movie someday... - Page 3

Mad Man · November 5, 2001, 05:44 PM

"...and this magazine is loaded with wooden-tipped silver bullets, because you never know whether you'll be attacked by werewolves or vampires...."

coz · November 6, 2001, 04:23 PM

There was one that was a classic:

Hudson in Aliens:

"Is this gonna be a stand up fight, or a bug hunt?"

" Let's see. killer devil demons that turn your head around and/or maim you by sticking pins in your head or wrapping you in piano wire? They are coming here right now? Okay, do you prefer a wheel gun or an autoloader?..NO, I get the hi cap mags and the defender shotgun!"

SamAdams · November 6, 2001, 04:43 PM

Quote:

"Have you noticed these zombies can't climb trees worth a lick? Shee-yit...From up here, I can drop 'em all night long with my squirrel rifle!"

I swear I spit all over my monitor on that one.

Dear lord. heheheh

jhisaac · November 6, 2001, 04:51 PM

Not a movie, not even horror.

BUGS MISTER RICO! Zillions of 'em! I'm a flamin' them down!

Starship Troopers. The Book, not the movie. (Man was I dissapointed in the movie)

Jhisaac

Don Gwinn · November 6, 2001, 04:58 PM

Also from ST:

"Use up all your ammo, and have fun!"

buzz_knox · November 6, 2001, 05:26 PM

To paraphrase from the movie, "if it's got more than two legs, kill it!" Words to live by.

buzz_knox · November 6, 2001, 05:38 PM

"In recognition that the national government cannot insure the safety of the populace against the rising tide of undead, aliens, and other creatures of evil, the Congress of the United States has unanimously approved the repeal of all statutes restricting the possession, sale, or use, of any and all non-nuclear weapons."

LawDog · November 6, 2001, 06:26 PM

SCREAM XXXVI

Brought to you by The Firing Line Production Company.

Opening credits roll.

Scene opens in an underground parking garage. Creepy music is playing in the background.

Point-of-View is from a human perspective, creeping and hiding behind cars.

Sound of high-heels in the distance, gradually coming closer.

POV begins moving purposefully towards the sound of the high-heels.

Woman comes into view. Smartly dressed, Young Urban Professional.

Music gains in tempo, POV is getting closer to the woman.

Music crescendos, POV increaes speed, leaping towards woman.

Woman turns, draws Kimber 1911 from shoulder bag.

Close up on muzzle of Kimber.

Muzzle flash, gunshot noise.

Screen goes black.

Two more gunshots are heard.

Closing credits roll.

Thank you for viewing a TFL Production.
All Rights Reserved.

LawDog

Thibault · November 6, 2001, 06:33 PM

LOL!

Total running time (including credits!) 1min 22s...

Jim V · November 6, 2001, 08:54 PM

"Whattttt, I paid 7 bucks for a ticket and 6 bucks for a Coke and small popcoren to see a dadratted movie that lasted 1 minute and 22 seconds?"

T.Stahl · November 7, 2001, 04:41 AM

...if LawDog could win Tamara to play the female main part?

notbubba · November 7, 2001, 06:52 AM

Lawdog

You have to have a shower scene before she heads to the underground parking garage.

Bogie · November 7, 2001, 02:55 PM

Let's get Oleg to direct...

Lots of shower scenes...

Runt, you there?

Betty · November 7, 2001, 03:06 PM

(double post)

Betty · November 7, 2001, 03:06 PM

uh .... yes .....

Nanaimo Barr · November 7, 2001, 03:27 PM

for a couple of years now I have been thretening to have someone cast me a .50 BMG bullet in solid Silver, set it in a .50 BMG case. then mount it in a little glass fronted box, "in case of Wearwolf, Break Glass"..

Seronac · November 7, 2001, 10:37 PM

AAAGH! RUN! It's Billary!

NO! WAIT! Here's a .50 BMG! Blast 'em!

NOTE TO LURKING SECRET SERVICE / F.B.I. AGENTS, OTHER L.E.O.'s: Just kidding!

Quartus · November 7, 2001, 11:00 PM

Quote:

I'll say, "No." and shoot him. Twice. In the head.

No, no, Mad Dog. Like this:

I'll shoot him. Twice. In the head. And THEN say, "No."

Why give him that one second opportunity?

Tamara · November 7, 2001, 11:07 PM

...the proper use of a "rape whistle".

*BLAM!*BLAM!*BLAM!*BLAM!*BLAM!* <tinkling sounds of 10mm brass hitting pavement> *tweet!* "Help. Rape."....

Marko Kloos · November 7, 2001, 11:11 PM

Quote:

for a couple of years now I have been thretening to have someone cast me a .50 BMG bullet in solid Silver, set it in a .50 BMG case. then mount it in a little glass fronted box, "in case of Wearwolf, Break Glass"..

Well, the problem with silver is that it shrinks when it cools, so casting bullets out of it is a bit difficult.

I found the perfect solution to the werewolf problem: Lendringser's Anti-Werewolf load. Take a 12-gauge shell, open it and dump the shot. Take some silver jewelry, cut it into small pieces, and stuff the shell with it. Repeat as needed according to expected werewolf population density. Ta-daa....instant anti-Werewolf reloadable Claymore mine.

(Note to self: I can't believe I am actually debating anti-werewolf munitions. Must...seek...help.

)

Jim V · November 7, 2001, 11:38 PM

What do we use against vampires? The 6.5 Swiss blanks loaded with the wooden bullets? We could have small sillver crosses inset in the nose of the bullets with a pinch of garlic mixed in the powder and some wolfbane too. Dual acting ammo as it were.

Country Boy · November 11, 2001, 04:55 PM

Creep with knife chases a lady into a room. He is greeted by four individuals. "Hi, my name is Clint Smith, this is Massad Ayoob, Chuck Taylor, and the lovely Paxton Quigley. We would like to be the first to introduce you to the wonderful world of defensive handgunning."

Creep with knife is chasing a lady. From out of nowhere, Jeff Cooper arrives on his three-wheeler, along with several Gunsite students. "All right class," the Guru commands, "the man with the knife and mask is your final exam. High honors goes to the one of you with the tightest group. You may begin your exam... NOW."

Creep with knife is chasing a lady across a college campus. The campus ROTC is having drill. The Officer in Charge notices the disturbance and orders, "Fix bayonets and CHARGE!"

Country Boy · November 11, 2001, 05:09 PM

Our own George Hill is walking towards his home late one night. Out of the darkness steps a threatening ghoul. George draws his 1911 and quickly Mozambiques it. Two dozen more ghouls step out of the darkness. George turns around and runs inside. The ghouls smile and begin to walk towards George's house. George races OUT of his house, this time with one 1911 in each hand, and two more stuck in his wasteband. He has this maniac's grin on his face as he races towards the ghouls. They turn around and run. George Hill runs after them, firing with both guns, yelling, "Come back here you blankety blanking blankety blanks! I'm gonna go Chow Yun Fat on your ass!"

striderteen · February 4, 2002, 02:53 PM

Hmm...common sense dictates that, when under assault by lots of zombies/werewolves/vampires, etc., I make myself both scarce and heavily armed.

buzz_knox · February 4, 2002, 03:57 PM

Why is it only the evil dead who come back to life?

"All the worst villains from history are rising from their graves. Fortunately, there are a few people here who have offered to help. Let me introduce you all to Mr. Keith, Lt. Murphy, Mr. Wayne, Sgts. Gordon and Shugart, and Gunny Hathcock."

November 6, 2001, 04:23 PM	#52
coz Senior Member Join Date: October 3, 2001 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 261	There was one that was a classic: Hudson in Aliens: "Is this gonna be a stand up fight, or a bug hunt?" " Let's see. killer devil demons that turn your head around and/or maim you by sticking pins in your head or wrapping you in piano wire? They are coming here right now? Okay, do you prefer a wheel gun or an autoloader?..NO, I get the hi cap mags and the defender shotgun!" __________________ Coz "Yes officer it's loaded, wouldn't be very useful as a throwing weapon now would it?"

November 6, 2001, 04:58 PM	#55
Don Gwinn Staff Emeritus Join Date: March 9, 2000 Location: Virden, IL Posts: 5,917	Also from ST: "Use up all your ammo, and have fun!" __________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don Gwinn: Chicago Gun Rights Examiner

November 6, 2001, 06:26 PM	#58
LawDog Staff Emeritus Join Date: September 15, 1999 Location: Where am I going? Why am I in this handbasket? Posts: 4,194	SCREAM XXXVI Brought to you by The Firing Line Production Company. Opening credits roll. Scene opens in an underground parking garage. Creepy music is playing in the background. Point-of-View is from a human perspective, creeping and hiding behind cars. Sound of high-heels in the distance, gradually coming closer. POV begins moving purposefully towards the sound of the high-heels. Woman comes into view. Smartly dressed, Young Urban Professional. Music gains in tempo, POV is getting closer to the woman. Music crescendos, POV increaes speed, leaping towards woman. Woman turns, draws Kimber 1911 from shoulder bag. Close up on muzzle of Kimber. Muzzle flash, gunshot noise. Screen goes black. Two more gunshots are heard. Closing credits roll. Thank you for viewing a TFL Production. All Rights Reserved. LawDog __________________ "The Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer." --The 13th Warrior Bona na Croin The LawDog Files

November 6, 2001, 08:54 PM	#60
Jim V Senior Member Join Date: January 31, 1999 Location: SE Michigan - USA Posts: 4,038	"Whattttt, I paid 7 bucks for a ticket and 6 bucks for a Coke and small popcoren to see a dadratted movie that lasted 1 minute and 22 seconds?" __________________ *MOLON LABE* If it ain't metal, single stack & single action, it ain't a 1911 no matter what it looks like. 1911 Forum THE TUBBY CURMUDGEON

November 7, 2001, 04:41 AM	#61
T.Stahl Senior Member Join Date: November 1, 2001 Location: near Stuttgart/Germany Posts: 376	Maybe... ...if LawDog could win Tamara to play the female main part?

November 5, 2001, 05:44 PM	#51
Mad Man Senior Member Join Date: December 4, 2000 Posts: 361	"...and this magazine is loaded with wooden-tipped silver bullets, because you never know whether you'll be attacked by werewolves or vampires...."

November 6, 2001, 04:51 PM	#54
jhisaac Senior Member Join Date: December 1, 2000 Location: Newberg, Or Posts: 144	Not a movie, not even horror. BUGS MISTER RICO! Zillions of 'em! I'm a flamin' them down! Starship Troopers. The Book, not the movie. (Man was I dissapointed in the movie) Jhisaac

November 6, 2001, 05:26 PM	#56
buzz_knox Senior Member Join Date: December 2, 1999 Location: Knoxville, in the Free State of Tennesse Posts: 4,190	To paraphrase from the movie, "if it's got more than two legs, kill it!" Words to live by.

November 6, 2001, 05:38 PM	#57
buzz_knox Senior Member Join Date: December 2, 1999 Location: Knoxville, in the Free State of Tennesse Posts: 4,190	"In recognition that the national government cannot insure the safety of the populace against the rising tide of undead, aliens, and other creatures of evil, the Congress of the United States has unanimously approved the repeal of all statutes restricting the possession, sale, or use, of any and all non-nuclear weapons."

November 6, 2001, 06:33 PM	#59
Thibault Senior Member Join Date: January 27, 2000 Location: Middle of nowhere, Northern Quebec Posts: 336	LOL! Total running time (including credits!) 1min 22s...

November 7, 2001, 06:52 AM	#62
notbubba Senior Member Join Date: January 30, 2001 Location: Jackson Michigan Posts: 790	Lawdog You have to have a shower scene before she heads to the underground parking garage. __________________ www.mcrgo.org Michigan Coalition For Responsible Gun Owners

November 7, 2001, 02:55 PM	#63
Bogie Senior Member Join Date: June 5, 2000 Location: Job hunting on the road... Posts: 3,827	Let's get Oleg to direct... Lots of shower scenes... Runt, you there? __________________ Job hunting, but helping a friend out at www.vikingmachineusa.com - and learning the finer aspects of becoming a precision machinist. And making the world's greatest bottle openers!

November 7, 2001, 03:06 PM	#64
Betty Senior Member Join Date: March 22, 2000 Location: southern U.S. Posts: 1,807	(double post)

November 7, 2001, 03:27 PM	#66
Nanaimo Barr Senior Member Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: North Idaho Posts: 1,024	for a couple of years now I have been thretening to have someone cast me a .50 BMG bullet in solid Silver, set it in a .50 BMG case. then mount it in a little glass fronted box, "in case of Wearwolf, Break Glass".. __________________ "Question that Regulation, you might be suprised to find out it's Illegal"

November 7, 2001, 10:37 PM	#67
Seronac Senior Member Join Date: June 25, 2000 Location: Utah, in the Good ol' US of A! Posts: 316	AAAGH! RUN! It's Billary! NO! WAIT! Here's a .50 BMG! Blast 'em! NOTE TO LURKING SECRET SERVICE / F.B.I. AGENTS, OTHER L.E.O.'s: Just kidding! __________________ * "In memory of our God, our religion, and freedom, and our peace, our wives, and our children" * "It needs but one foe to breed a war, not two... And those who have not swords can still die upon them." JRRT, LotR Bk. 6, Ch. 5.

November 7, 2001, 11:07 PM	#69
Tamara Moderator Emeritus Join Date: March 11, 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 16,002	My idea of... ...the proper use of a "rape whistle". BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM! <tinkling sounds of 10mm brass hitting pavement> tweet! "Help. Rape.".... __________________ MOLON LABE! 2% Unobtainium, 98% Hypetanium. The Arms Room: An Online Museum.

November 7, 2001, 11:38 PM	#71
Jim V Senior Member Join Date: January 31, 1999 Location: SE Michigan - USA Posts: 4,038	What do we use against vampires? The 6.5 Swiss blanks loaded with the wooden bullets? We could have small sillver crosses inset in the nose of the bullets with a pinch of garlic mixed in the powder and some wolfbane too. Dual acting ammo as it were. __________________ *MOLON LABE* If it ain't metal, single stack & single action, it ain't a 1911 no matter what it looks like. 1911 Forum THE TUBBY CURMUDGEON

November 11, 2001, 04:55 PM	#72
Country Boy Senior Member Join Date: January 26, 2000 Location: Northern Border Posts: 699	Some late additions... Creep with knife chases a lady into a room. He is greeted by four individuals. "Hi, my name is Clint Smith, this is Massad Ayoob, Chuck Taylor, and the lovely Paxton Quigley. We would like to be the first to introduce you to the wonderful world of defensive handgunning." Creep with knife is chasing a lady. From out of nowhere, Jeff Cooper arrives on his three-wheeler, along with several Gunsite students. "All right class," the Guru commands, "the man with the knife and mask is your final exam. High honors goes to the one of you with the tightest group. You may begin your exam... NOW." Creep with knife is chasing a lady across a college campus. The campus ROTC is having drill. The Officer in Charge notices the disturbance and orders, "Fix bayonets and CHARGE!"

November 11, 2001, 05:09 PM	#73
Country Boy Senior Member Join Date: January 26, 2000 Location: Northern Border Posts: 699	Mr. Hill goes to Hollywood Our own George Hill is walking towards his home late one night. Out of the darkness steps a threatening ghoul. George draws his 1911 and quickly Mozambiques it. Two dozen more ghouls step out of the darkness. George turns around and runs inside. The ghouls smile and begin to walk towards George's house. George races OUT of his house, this time with one 1911 in each hand, and two more stuck in his wasteband. He has this maniac's grin on his face as he races towards the ghouls. They turn around and run. George Hill runs after them, firing with both guns, yelling, "Come back here you blankety blanking blankety blanks! I'm gonna go Chow Yun Fat on your ass!"

February 4, 2002, 02:53 PM	#74
striderteen Senior Member Join Date: December 14, 2001 Location: Pasadena, California Posts: 590	Hmm...common sense dictates that, when under assault by lots of zombies/werewolves/vampires, etc., I make myself both scarce and heavily armed.

February 4, 2002, 03:57 PM	#75
buzz_knox Senior Member Join Date: December 2, 1999 Location: Knoxville, in the Free State of Tennesse Posts: 4,190	Why is it only the evil dead who come back to life? "All the worst villains from history are rising from their graves. Fortunately, there are a few people here who have offered to help. Let me introduce you all to Mr. Keith, Lt. Murphy, Mr. Wayne, Sgts. Gordon and Shugart, and Gunny Hathcock."