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February 4, 2002, 04:05 PM | #76 |
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"Fire mission!"
"OP! reporting massed group of goblins at coordinates ______." "Load ICM. Battery 1 . . . fire!" "Adjust fire and fire for effect!" "Targets neutralized!" How about this one: "Col. Cooper, there are goblins outside!" "What?! Miscreants are approaching my ranch and intending to do foul deeds towards my students? How outrageous!" "No, Col. I mean there are goblins." "Yes, yes. I know. Miscreants." "No, you old fart. There are actual, green, fanged, scaly, axe wielding goblins running like hell for the gates!" "Well, bring me my scout rifle!" "A bolt action rifle for a massed attack of demonic infantry? Get real! I'm going to the Dillon ranch to see if I can borrow the miniguns!" |
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February 5, 2002, 07:03 PM | #79 |
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THIS IS WHAT I HAVE PREPARED FOR! And here is a list of addresses for everyone who voted for gore. After killing them you can go after republicans. |
February 5, 2002, 08:06 PM | #80 |
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The new Jody Foster "Safe room" movie would last one minute...."Dammit, she's got an AR with a beta mag...let's go."
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February 5, 2002, 08:36 PM | #81 |
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All I can say is, you guys have GOT to read the Bureau 13 novels by Nick Polletta.
Bureau 13 : #1 Judgment Night Bureau 13: Doomsday Exam Full Moonster Sadly out of print, but worth reading if you can find them. Bureau 13 is the secret branch of the FBI in charge of fighting supernatural threats.
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February 5, 2002, 08:59 PM | #82 |
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Boudreaux to Thibodeaux while successfully holding off a zombie attack with thier favorite 12 gauges.
"Thib!, I heard dat those zombie ar good in a gumbo!"
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February 5, 2002, 09:09 PM | #83 |
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This came to mind every time I watched critters/gremlins/living dead etc...
Ooooohhh... I'm so scared... Oh, by the way. D'all y'all fanged, scaly critters realize yer standing in a big ole pool of gasoline? Every movie that ever deals with an undead villan... Yes, I understand that we can't kill him, but I don't think he's going to be able to do much to us without some form of locomotion. Now go over there and pick up his legs while I collect his arms. And I don't ever want to hear you complain about me carrying two 44 magnums again. |
February 5, 2002, 09:36 PM | #84 |
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Awesome thread! I almost pissed myself laughing. I'm not very witty, so i won't be adding much.
Keep 'em coming! nsf003
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February 6, 2002, 02:01 AM | #85 |
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"NO! NO! NO! You idiot! You brought me all the way out into the desert for this? That's not the Mummy, it's Sarah Brady for #%*@$& sake!"
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They're fun (good) movies. Other TFL appropriate lines: "Broke into the wrong g*dd*** rec room, didn't you, you SOB!" (Burt to a dead monster. "What's this?" Someone asks Burt as they're building pipe bombs. "Cannon fuse." "What the hell do you use it for?" "My _cannon_."
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February 6, 2002, 03:13 PM | #87 |
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Burt...he's the one with that big-ass .50-cal rifle, right?
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August 14, 2002, 03:09 PM | #88 |
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Depends which movie, in Tremors I, he uses a Holland and Holland .60 caliber elephant gun (among other things, the rec room scene is great and involved many guns). In Tremors II, I believe his main gun is a Maadi Griffen in .50 BMG. Haven't seen Tremors III yet.
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August 14, 2002, 03:56 PM | #89 |
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Speaking of the Safe Room
I can't help but thinking of the previews where she is asking them over some kind of intercom what they want and they write we want what's in the room.
"My reply would have been I'll be out as soon as I am done loading, just meet me on the other side of the door." Never saw the movie but Geeezzz that movie peeved me. 600,000 dollars for an impenitrable "SAFE" room and you can't spend $250 on a nice Remington 870 and $15 bucks on the Walmart 100 round special. Hello least you could have told them was you were heavily armed and if they get through the door they were getting a hands on anatomy class.
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December 28, 2002, 06:36 PM | #90 |
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Mad Dog...
In other words - Situational Awareness, huh?
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December 29, 2002, 12:00 AM | #91 |
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Occult mythology used to be a hobby of mine. FYI, silver kills ANYTHING UNDEAD & SUPERNATURAL (vampires, werewolves, zombies, etc.) And silver bullets would be very useful...
Decapitation very useful too. A katana to back up your silver-tipped bullets would be comforting... Thanks for bringing this thread back up...
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December 29, 2002, 05:10 PM | #92 |
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In the same vein, [b]cslinger[/b]----
Younger Son, while not nearly so into the shooting sports as his brother and dad, is not without awareness. He asked if I'd seen "The Safe Room," and I said I wasn't too interestred after seeing the previews. He said, "R-i-i-g-ht. They spend heaven knows how much on that room, and all I can think when the stuff hits is, "Shotgun. SHOTGUN! Where's the flippin' SHOTGUN???"
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December 30, 2002, 01:38 AM | #94 |
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Line I'd like to see in a horror movie: "Bet you wish you owned a firearm or 5 now don't ya nancy-boy?" This right after the liberal bitch gets nawed on after being unarmed and the gun owner hero (Lets call him Burt...) who says the line saves his own life repeatedly...
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December 30, 2002, 06:10 PM | #95 |
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Eight Legged Freaks has some fun points in it about guns and what not. And who can resist giant spiders.
I always wanted to see a posse being formed and for there to be requirments for the guns brought. Detachable magazines with 20 rounds or more capacity. Lots of spares. Larger calibers. Back up gun and a back up for the back up. Actually, just list what they banned on rifles to make a point. And about that picture of a shell with Runt of the litter by it, isn't that shell almost big enough we could just launch an armed runt into the problem area and let her solve the problem? Reading that post about how many guns you can conceal gave me that idea. |
December 31, 2002, 09:51 PM | #96 |
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raiding gun safe before climatic ending
While holding Beretta 92FS in one hand and Colt 1911A1 in the other
six 4 sure "Whadda ya think...16 rounds of 9mm or 8 rounds of .45?" JackNKoch "Grab'em both...and plenty of mags. We're gonna end this s__t once and for all." six 4 sure " Chupacabra goat-sucker test?" JackNKoch "Yeah. Hey, do the Talons or the Gold Dots do better in 16,000-pound-flesh-eating-jello?" six 4 sure "I just hope there's a trace of silver in these Silvertips." |
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Anyone remember the seventies/eighties flick "The Comet", with a young Leia Thompson? Another typical zombie flick. The young folk have been given MAC11's by the Army guy, and the hip spoiled younger sister sniffs: "Daddy would have given us UZIs!"
Bwahahaha! I always liked that line. I loved the movie "Dawn of the Dead", with the clueless folks holed up in the Mall, fighting off both killer zombies and crazed Bikers. A laugh riot. Best scene - the "hunters" on the hill, head-shooting the zombies staggering across the field, using their deer rifles. What a hoot!
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Cool!
"What's that? Jason Vorhees is running loose again? Alert all artillery, all tanks, all planes!" The general says. "You TFL members have the right idea!"
Freddy Kruger running into a TFL meet..... Nightmare at the Firing Range. Count Dracula: Where on Earth did you get a Stinger missile? A horror movie without tanks and planes isn't much of horror movie. Forget Van Helsing, Meet Gunny Emery and his M48 Tank!
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