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Old August 10, 2007, 05:07 PM   #1
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I'm Gonna Get an AK hahahahaha!

Had a chance to pick up some Yugo underfolders at a nice price and I decided...

I

am going

to

keep one for myself!

Thats right...me...Mr. Gunsnob! Mr. "Ifitisntacoltitsucks"! Me!!! Mr. WildIllneverownanakcuzarsarebetterAlaska! What a filthy hypocrite I am!

I'm going to have my own gangbangin terroristic scary revolutionary CheGuevaraYassirImdeadafatSomaliwarlordtechnicaldrivebyleadspewing own AK47!

And I'm gonna buy one of those chest magazine pouches (which due to the belly will place mags in a horizontal position) and I'm gonna dig to find my Palestinian headwrap (I have a great bar story on that one including making some liberal chick cry, just ask) and camo pants and I'm gonna open carry on the streets

And all who see will fear me! I'm changin my name to Andreas Baader too and I already started calling SWMBO Ulrike ("why you say dot, stupid old man, I need find nice husband, not smerry old fool rike you, why you not behave for cutie sweetie wife numbnuts").

Duh....sorry, must have been dreaming and acting out....

OK I confess...I'm too lazy to load more 308. My stash of SA 308 is just that, a stash. I'm low on 223 and folks are whoring it out up here...but...

I have can after can after can of Romanian 7.62x39 here ...so hey...lets buy a GUN so I can buy ammo to shoot.....

I think I am disturbed....

Now where is my little Red Book!

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Old August 10, 2007, 05:11 PM   #2
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Um, settle down, Beavis!
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Old August 10, 2007, 05:32 PM   #3
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ken,
Lay off the coffee and enjoy the Yugo. They make a nice cheap gun to tuck behind the seat
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Old August 10, 2007, 05:52 PM   #4
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Had a bit much to drink today there Wild? You can't go wrong with an AK!
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Old August 10, 2007, 05:58 PM   #5
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Cool

You can come to the meetings.

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Old August 10, 2007, 06:03 PM   #6
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Welcome to the Dark Side.
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Old August 10, 2007, 06:04 PM   #7
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HI Mr. Wild. I fix computers for a living. If you would like I will be more then happy to fix your space bar.


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Old August 10, 2007, 06:08 PM   #8
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wildlayofftheredbullalaska,
Yup, the yugo will be a nice shooter, I'd be worried if you are strapped with mags and toting your Yugo on the right hand and a 4 pack of Red Bull on the left.

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Old August 10, 2007, 06:14 PM   #9
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LOLOLOLOL Horizonal Mags, ok I want to hear the liberal chic bar story.
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Old August 10, 2007, 06:47 PM   #10
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I'll sell you a nice Russian SKS instead.
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Old August 10, 2007, 07:29 PM   #11
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Very good. Now visit blackrifle.com or UltiMak, and you'll see that properly outfitted, the "jihad wood" look can quickly be changed to "operator" aluminum handguards and anything you can hang on a rail, if you want.
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Old August 10, 2007, 07:33 PM   #12
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I'll sell you a nice Russian SKS instead.
Sorry...real Tangos carry AKs....

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ok I want to hear the liberal chic bar story.
I dont know it shows how rude I can be, dont want you guys to think I'm like that

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Old August 10, 2007, 08:27 PM   #13
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Nice
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Old August 10, 2007, 08:44 PM   #14
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I want to eventually get a Yugo underfolder. All I have is a sloppily assembled Romanian WASR10, but it shoots like an AK47 should.
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Old August 10, 2007, 08:51 PM   #15
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If you wear the mag pouch low enough to ride under your belly it will help keep your ammo dry.
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Old August 10, 2007, 09:41 PM   #16
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I wonder if they have D cup underwire mag pouches for guys like me

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Old August 10, 2007, 10:16 PM   #17
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Oh dear God, please don't tell me you have man boobs!!?

And here I pictured you as a rock hard Delta Force kind of guy....
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Old August 10, 2007, 10:18 PM   #18
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You can't go wrong with a Yugo underfolder. Finally Wildalaska is being corrupted. He may fight against owning an SKS now but eventually he will have one too. Yes it will come to pass!
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Old August 10, 2007, 11:09 PM   #19
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That's a sweet pic, nate45; thanks for the laugh. It's not a pot belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine, right? AK good....
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Old August 11, 2007, 12:06 AM   #20
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Finally Wildalaska is being corrupted. He may fight against owning an SKS now but eventually he will have one too. Yes it will come to pass!
WA before he moved to Alaska, sold his Russian SKS collection...14 of them if he recalls correctly

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Old August 11, 2007, 12:19 AM   #21
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WA arrives in Alaska

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Old August 11, 2007, 02:23 AM   #22
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I did hear that when they search some women in the ME, they use some fully loaded AK mag bodies as the underwire for a duct tape boulder holder

That would make Red Green proud!
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Old August 11, 2007, 03:50 AM   #23
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You ah...want to send some of that excess x39 my way? Cheap?
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Old August 11, 2007, 05:03 AM   #24
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Welcome to the squirrelierooski club. I bought my first AK a long time ago but bought another one just the other day. How's the trigger on that Yugo?

The trigger on my new Vector underfolder is damn nice and the wood is really good looking. It shoots like a champ and has really gotten me back into leaving piles of smoking steel cases at the range.

How about a photo?
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Old August 11, 2007, 06:20 AM   #25
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I have can after can after can of Romanian 7.62x39 here ...so hey...lets buy a GUN so I can buy ammo to shoot.....
And #$%! to that...I just paid $120 for a 700rd tin of Barnaul, and that was a deal, these days.

7.62x39 is quickly approaching $200/1000...for the cheap stuff.
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