Yo Mama So Tactical....

HKguy9 · January 21, 2002, 02:58 AM

I'm getting so tired of the word 'tactical' we might as well have a little fun here....

Yo mama so tactical, she don't cut the cheese...she slices the pie.

Yo mama so tactical, when someone says 'hoedown' she be gettin' behind solid cover.

Yo mama so tactical, when she flashes...she dashes.

Yo mama so tactical, she be wearing drop-leg nylons...holsters that is.

Yo mama so tactical, when she passes gas, she passes flashbangs.

Ok. I need to go to sleep. Shot from 930am to 300pm.

Azrael256 · January 21, 2002, 08:05 AM

Dude, lay off the cough syrup. Seriously, we're worried about you. Ok?

lonegunman · January 21, 2002, 08:34 AM

Skunk, dont forget to take your medicine before you go to sleep!

dZ · January 21, 2002, 11:03 AM

Yo mammas so tactical, she keeps her Tupperware in a Kydex cupboard

buzz_knox · January 21, 2002, 11:32 AM

LMAO!

ModIMark0 · January 21, 2002, 11:48 AM

Yo mama so tactical, that when's she's 'stacked,' she be the one in front with the 870 breaching shotgun, an not the halter top and hip huggers.

MeekAndMild · January 21, 2002, 11:53 AM

Yo mama so tactical she hang wid' da K9's?

KSFreeman · January 21, 2002, 12:01 PM

Yo mama's so tactical that's she wears black combat boots to bed.

Yo mama's so tactical that she put a fore-end grip on her vacuum cleaner.

Yo mama's so tactical that she put a pic rail on her mop.

Yo mama's so tactical that she hangs out in gun shops talking about her days in the Rhodesian Light Infantry.

Yo mama's so tactical that she painted her HK uberpistol white to match her pearls.

HKguy9 · January 21, 2002, 12:01 PM

Yo mama so tactical, when someone says "Dass da bomb", she be callin' in EOD.

dZ · January 21, 2002, 12:41 PM

yo mammas so tactical she parkerized the minivan
yo mammas so tactical she power walks the mall in Kevlar
yo mammas so tactical she embroidered your name in your Thunderwear
yo mammas so tactical she no knock raids the Avon lady

Gewehr98 · January 21, 2002, 12:48 PM

Mall Ninja uses her as role model!

She gots her own brand of chili, "OC", 'cuz it burns sooo good!

AndrewWalkowiak · January 21, 2002, 01:14 PM

"Yo Mama so tactical, her bra got Fastex buckles instead of a hook..."
"Yo Mama so tactical, her combat boots be Danner's..."
"Yo Mama so tactical, she be "slicing the pie" every time she come in the kitchen..."
"Yo Mama so tactical, she only put Thunder Ranch dressing on her salad..."
"Yo Mama so tactical, she wake you up for school wit a flash-bang grenade..."
"Yo Mama so tactical, your name be John Connor..."

pdmoderator · January 21, 2002, 04:22 PM

...when you had the flu she gave you a cough suppressor.

...she wears nitro-gas carburized black oxide fake fingernails.

...your sister's name is Tennifer.

...after two cups of coffee she has to take a +P.

...and if it was three cups it'll be a +P+.

...she traded the pickup truck in for a full auto.

- pdmoderator

Ewok_Guy · January 21, 2002, 04:40 PM

:barf:

Mark D · January 21, 2002, 04:57 PM

When Spring rolls around, she does "house to house cleaning".....

dZ · January 21, 2002, 05:08 PM

yer mammas so tactical, when she's done clearing yer room, all your toys have holes in them

**Mal H** · January 21, 2002, 05:19 PM

You guys are too much!

I might as well just go dunk my keyboard in Mt. Dew and get it over with instead of spewing small amounts at a time.

(Thunder Ranch dressing ... cough suppressor ... house to house cleaning ...

)

Tamara · January 21, 2002, 05:33 PM

...when she sits around the house, she set up a perimeter and call in a negotiator.

...when she say "dust off th' furniture", she mean "call in a rescue chopper for th' sofa".

...when she "takes the kids to practice", she mean "junior IDPA".

Bruegger · January 21, 2002, 06:21 PM

Yo mama so tactical …
…she got a Sure Fire light mounted on the broom.
...she got a lanyard on it, too.
…she carries two armored plates in her briefcase in case she ambushed in the mall.

Semper fi,
Bruegger out.

KSFreeman · January 21, 2002, 06:25 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the ultimate insult:

Your mama's so tactical, SHE'S A GUN WRITER!!!!!

(What kind of pistol matches your flowered shirt as you are photographed pointing it at yourself???)

Ewok_Guy · January 21, 2002, 06:37 PM

I'm stunned this thread hasn't been locked yet.

pdmoderator · January 21, 2002, 06:39 PM

...when she wakes up in the morning she rappels downstairs and interdicts breakfast.

...she don't wear curlers to bed, she wear night vision goggles.

... when your dad ask her to spot him twenty, she call for backup and look for a way to enfilade.

- pdmoderator

KSFreeman · January 21, 2002, 06:43 PM

Ewok, what's wrong, sir? Long day at office, no sense of humor left or were my puns just that bad?

BTW, yo mama's so tactical, she doesn't have children, she has "team members."

Bruegger · January 21, 2002, 06:48 PM

...she's so tactical, she wears wall-walking boots.
...she wear a balaclava out to dinner.

Bruegger · January 21, 2002, 06:51 PM

Yo mama so tactical...
...her wedding dress was made of Nomex.

January 21, 2002, 02:58 AM	#1
HKguy9 Senior Member Join Date: December 1, 2001 Posts: 2,132	Yo Mama So Tactical.... I'm getting so tired of the word 'tactical' we might as well have a little fun here.... Yo mama so tactical, she don't cut the cheese...she slices the pie. Yo mama so tactical, when someone says 'hoedown' she be gettin' behind solid cover. Yo mama so tactical, when she flashes...she dashes. Yo mama so tactical, she be wearing drop-leg nylons...holsters that is. Yo mama so tactical, when she passes gas, she passes flashbangs. Ok. I need to go to sleep. Shot from 930am to 300pm. __________________ P7M8, VP9

January 21, 2002, 11:03 AM	#4
dZ Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 1999 Location: Exiled, Fetid Swamp, DC Posts: 7,548	Yo mammas so tactical, she keeps her Tupperware in a Kydex cupboard __________________ "O tell the Lacedomecians to damn the torpedoes." BOTR, Chapter V: Some Monsters

January 21, 2002, 11:53 AM	#7
MeekAndMild Senior Member Join Date: August 2, 2001 Posts: 4,988	Yo mama so tactical she hang wid' da K9's? __________________ In a few years when the dust finally clears and people start counting their change there is a pretty good chance that President Obama may become known as The Great Absquatulator. You heard it first here on TFL.

January 21, 2002, 12:01 PM	#9
HKguy9 Senior Member Join Date: December 1, 2001 Posts: 2,132	Yo mama so tactical, when someone says "Dass da bomb", she be callin' in EOD. __________________ P7M8, VP9

January 21, 2002, 12:41 PM	#10
dZ Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 1999 Location: Exiled, Fetid Swamp, DC Posts: 7,548	yo mammas so tactical she parkerized the minivan yo mammas so tactical she power walks the mall in Kevlar yo mammas so tactical she embroidered your name in your Thunderwear yo mammas so tactical she no knock raids the Avon lady __________________ "O tell the Lacedomecians to damn the torpedoes." BOTR, Chapter V: Some Monsters

January 21, 2002, 08:05 AM	#2
Azrael256 Senior Member Join Date: November 27, 2001 Location: Oklahoma City, OK Posts: 547	Dude, lay off the cough syrup. Seriously, we're worried about you. Ok?

January 21, 2002, 08:34 AM	#3
lonegunman Senior Member Join Date: April 16, 2001 Location: deep in georgia Posts: 1,724	Skunk, dont forget to take your medicine before you go to sleep!

January 21, 2002, 11:32 AM	#5
buzz_knox Senior Member Join Date: December 2, 1999 Location: Knoxville, in the Free State of Tennesse Posts: 4,190	LMAO!

January 21, 2002, 11:48 AM	#6
ModIMark0 Senior Member Join Date: October 21, 1998 Location: Minneapolis,MN, U.S.A. Posts: 243	Yo mama so tactical, that when's she's 'stacked,' she be the one in front with the 870 breaching shotgun, an not the halter top and hip huggers.

January 21, 2002, 12:01 PM	#8
KSFreeman Senior Member Join Date: June 9, 2001 Location: Lafayette, Indiana--American-occupied America Posts: 5,418	Yo mama's so tactical that's she wears black combat boots to bed. Yo mama's so tactical that she put a fore-end grip on her vacuum cleaner. Yo mama's so tactical that she put a pic rail on her mop. Yo mama's so tactical that she hangs out in gun shops talking about her days in the Rhodesian Light Infantry. Yo mama's so tactical that she painted her HK uberpistol white to match her pearls.

January 21, 2002, 12:48 PM	#11
Gewehr98 Senior Member Join Date: June 30, 2000 Location: Token Creek, WI Posts: 4,067	Yo mama's so tactical Mall Ninja uses her as role model! She gots her own brand of chili, "OC", 'cuz it burns sooo good! __________________ "Bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round... Neural Misfires

January 21, 2002, 01:14 PM	#12
AndrewWalkowiak Senior Member Join Date: August 3, 2001 Location: WI Posts: 191	"Yo Mama so tactical, her bra got Fastex buckles instead of a hook..." "Yo Mama so tactical, her combat boots be Danner's..." "Yo Mama so tactical, she be "slicing the pie" every time she come in the kitchen..." "Yo Mama so tactical, she only put Thunder Ranch dressing on her salad..." "Yo Mama so tactical, she wake you up for school wit a flash-bang grenade..." "Yo Mama so tactical, your name be John Connor..."

January 21, 2002, 04:22 PM	#13
pdmoderator Registration in progress Join Date: November 6, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,202	Yo momma's so tactical... ...when you had the flu she gave you a cough suppressor. ...she wears nitro-gas carburized black oxide fake fingernails. ...your sister's name is Tennifer. ...after two cups of coffee she has to take a +P. ...and if it was three cups it'll be a +P+. ...she traded the pickup truck in for a full auto. - pdmoderator __________________ Give up no state. Give up no ground. Last edited by pdmoderator; January 21, 2002 at 06:16 PM.

January 21, 2002, 04:40 PM	#14
Ewok_Guy Senior Member Join Date: April 11, 2001 Location: Endor Posts: 1,664	:barf: __________________ "Death and honor are thought to be the same, but today I have learned that sometimes they are not." --------------------- " I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise! ...and sometimes they never get up." -Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

January 21, 2002, 04:57 PM	#15
Mark D Senior Member Join Date: October 4, 2000 Posts: 383	When Spring rolls around, she does "house to house cleaning".....

January 21, 2002, 05:08 PM	#16
dZ Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 1999 Location: Exiled, Fetid Swamp, DC Posts: 7,548	yer mammas so tactical, when she's done clearing yer room, all your toys have holes in them __________________ "O tell the Lacedomecians to damn the torpedoes." BOTR, Chapter V: Some Monsters

January 21, 2002, 05:19 PM	#17
Mal H Staff Join Date: March 20, 1999 Location: Somewhere in the woods of Northern Virginia Posts: 16,955	You guys are too much! I might as well just go dunk my keyboard in Mt. Dew and get it over with instead of spewing small amounts at a time. (Thunder Ranch dressing ... cough suppressor ... house to house cleaning ... )

January 21, 2002, 05:33 PM	#18
Tamara Moderator Emeritus Join Date: March 11, 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 16,002	Yo mama so tactical... ...when she sits around the house, she set up a perimeter and call in a negotiator. ...when she say "dust off th' furniture", she mean "call in a rescue chopper for th' sofa". ...when she "takes the kids to practice", she mean "junior IDPA". __________________ MOLON LABE! 2% Unobtainium, 98% Hypetanium. The Arms Room: An Online Museum.

January 21, 2002, 06:21 PM	#19
Bruegger Senior Member Join Date: September 14, 1999 Location: Indiana Posts: 637	Yo mama so tactical … …she got a Sure Fire light mounted on the broom. ...she got a lanyard on it, too. …she carries two armored plates in her briefcase in case she ambushed in the mall. Semper fi, Bruegger out.

January 21, 2002, 06:25 PM	#20
KSFreeman Senior Member Join Date: June 9, 2001 Location: Lafayette, Indiana--American-occupied America Posts: 5,418	Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the ultimate insult: Your mama's so tactical, SHE'S A GUN WRITER!!!!! (What kind of pistol matches your flowered shirt as you are photographed pointing it at yourself???)

January 21, 2002, 06:37 PM	#21
Ewok_Guy Senior Member Join Date: April 11, 2001 Location: Endor Posts: 1,664	I'm stunned this thread hasn't been locked yet. __________________ "Death and honor are thought to be the same, but today I have learned that sometimes they are not." --------------------- " I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise! ...and sometimes they never get up." -Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

January 21, 2002, 06:39 PM	#22
pdmoderator Registration in progress Join Date: November 6, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,202	Yo mama's so tactical... ...when she wakes up in the morning she rappels downstairs and interdicts breakfast. ...she don't wear curlers to bed, she wear night vision goggles. ... when your dad ask her to spot him twenty, she call for backup and look for a way to enfilade. - pdmoderator __________________ Give up no state. Give up no ground.

January 21, 2002, 06:43 PM	#23
KSFreeman Senior Member Join Date: June 9, 2001 Location: Lafayette, Indiana--American-occupied America Posts: 5,418	Ewok, what's wrong, sir? Long day at office, no sense of humor left or were my puns just that bad? BTW, yo mama's so tactical, she doesn't have children, she has "team members."

January 21, 2002, 06:48 PM	#24
Bruegger Senior Member Join Date: September 14, 1999 Location: Indiana Posts: 637	...she's so tactical, she wears wall-walking boots. ...she wear a balaclava out to dinner.

January 21, 2002, 06:51 PM	#25
Bruegger Senior Member Join Date: September 14, 1999 Location: Indiana Posts: 637	Yo mama so tactical... ...her wedding dress was made of Nomex.