Buddy of mine stationed in Germany, 1990. He wakes up in an attic room right out of Diary of Anne Frank with no idea where he is our how he got there. So... he got dressed and walked down the stairs to the kitchen. There is a postcard German family eating breakfast.
"Guten Morgan,"
"Guten Morgan,"
"Sprechen zie Deutsch?"
"Nein... sprechen zie English?
"Nein"
"Well, danke schön," he says as he heads for the door.
"auf wiedersehen!"
Apparently, he had passed out on their doorstep and they just brought him in and put him to bed. Nice folks!
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