I drink American Guinness and long for the day I can taste the "real" Guinness which eyewitnesses have assured me must be observed to be believed.
No offense, guys, but I never heard of Shiner Bock before I came to TFL. Is that kind of like Keystone?
(True story--the first beer I ever drank was Keystone, and I didn't have another beer for over a year and a half. Take that as you will.)