Hogdogs - your posts are truly legendary. Anyone else would have thought "Hey - instead of firing all these shotshells - wouldn't it be cheaper to rent a chainsaw for an hour from the local hardware store?" Not Hogdogs!!! Blow that sucker up!
I love it!
Sometimes I think that you are a caricature, that a real person as "colorful" as you can't possibly exist. But, like Santa Claus, your posts just keep on giving, so I'll continue to think you are real.
We should make a Hogdogs fan club! Who's with me!