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The Canuck · March 12, 2007, 08:42 PM

Before I read the rest of the posts I'll add my two cents.

1). Quietly strap on the .45 and two extra mags of headache makers.

2). Make a call to the Police services to enlighten them to my surprise visitor.

3). Make some coffee (The cops around here will not be in a huge rush for a guy passed out on your floor, they are busy with gang shootings and Domestics)

IF: Sleeping beauty wakes up before police arrive and acts civilly, I offer him a coffee.

THEN: He has a cuppa joe and heads out under his own steam

IF: Sleeping beauty gets wierd, I deal with him accordingly.

THEN: The local constabulary come in and do their thing.

IF: The police show up first, I offer them all a cup of coffee.

THEN: He heads out the door with his new friends in blue.

THEN: I have a story to get me free beer for a week!

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March 12, 2007, 08:42 PM	#29
The Canuck Senior Member Join Date: August 13, 2006 Location: Calgary Alberta, Canada Posts: 307	Before I read the rest of the posts I'll add my two cents. 1). Quietly strap on the .45 and two extra mags of headache makers. 2). Make a call to the Police services to enlighten them to my surprise visitor. 3). Make some coffee (The cops around here will not be in a huge rush for a guy passed out on your floor, they are busy with gang shootings and Domestics) IF: Sleeping beauty wakes up before police arrive and acts civilly, I offer him a coffee. THEN: He has a cuppa joe and heads out under his own steam IF: Sleeping beauty gets wierd, I deal with him accordingly. THEN: The local constabulary come in and do their thing. IF: The police show up first, I offer them all a cup of coffee. THEN: He heads out the door with his new friends in blue. THEN: I have a story to get me free beer for a week! END: __________________ "If you put one in the snot locker, it doesn't matter what calibre it is".