Spaceman Spiff and BillCa,
Those are some great stories!
I'm glad your neighbor recognized you instead of blasting you first. I might have let you sleep it off and not iinvolved the cops if I recognized you since you might get charged with public intoxication or something.
Bill,
That is hilarious. If I found you in bed with my wife, you might be looking down the barrel of a gun too!
If I was your friend's wife, you would have been on the couch or on the floor where you conked out. You sure as heck better not be in my bed!