H&K USP - Wears camo pants and combat boots all the time, even to church
Hey, Morgan, does this sound familiar?
Expansion on the 1911 owner: stubborn; "if it don't fit, *make* it fit"; wears t-shirts with the sleeves ripped off and jeans with engine grease permanently embedded in the fabric; drives a beat-up 4x4 with an NRA sticker and a gun rack.
Nope, that ain't me, not at all.
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"America needs additional gun laws like a giraffe needs snow tires."
--Rabbi Mermelstein, JPFO