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Jhp147 · July 12, 2001, 10:48 AM

Cheaper than a lawyer's advice, and guaranteed to work:
DO NOT drink then drive. Hire a cab. Have a designated driver if you are the designated drunk. Thanks to Don the Moderator for keeping this in line, my guts were 'bout boiling. If anyone thinks that the little card will convince a cop to just drive off and leave you alone when handed to them, abandoning the investigation, I will sell you one that works JUST AS WELL, and for only 25 bucks! I will then donate the 25 to the pro2A group you designate.
You will be leaving your car at the point you hand out the card, I promise. How you leave is indeed your right to decide.

July 12, 2001, 10:48 AM	#22
Jhp147 Senior Member Join Date: November 27, 1999 Location: Texas Posts: 597	Did I miss something? Cheaper than a lawyer's advice, and guaranteed to work: DO NOT drink then drive. Hire a cab. Have a designated driver if you are the designated drunk. Thanks to Don the Moderator for keeping this in line, my guts were 'bout boiling. If anyone thinks that the little card will convince a cop to just drive off and leave you alone when handed to them, abandoning the investigation, I will sell you one that works JUST AS WELL, and for only 25 bucks! I will then donate the 25 to the pro2A group you designate. You will be leaving your car at the point you hand out the card, I promise. How you leave is indeed your right to decide. __________________ Sometimes...days are just something you get through.