"I was stopped by a pair of female officers, who asked if I had any drugs or weapons. I said
yes and opened the trunk. The sight of the Burns custom 1911 drove them into a sexual frenzy whereby they then
repeatedly sexually assaulted me. Apparently, the assault was recorded on the squad video, and now copies are
for sale on ebay."
I knew if I stuck with it long enough that this thread would eventually get interesting...