I would either use a Tactical Toilet, a pair of Tactical Socks, or if it got real hairy a Frozen Fish. Since I am far inland from salt water, my choice of frozen fish would be restricted to the fresh water variety. I would of course prefer to use a tuna (big and heavy), but I believe a Walleye would offer a one fin stop if the fin was properly placed.
If the numbers went too far against me, I would of course enlist the aid of several neighborhood cats, both domestic and feral.
After all, it's for the kittens right?
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