Another Funny Ad on Gunbroker

simonkenton · July 6, 2009, 07:27 AM

http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vie...Item=133246347

tmd11111 · July 6, 2009, 08:02 AM

Now why didn't I think of that. I bet it brings thousands over the reserve.

Winchester_73 · July 6, 2009, 08:22 AM

What an ugly disgraceful custom job done on such a fine rifle. Thats just disgusting. And they're charging you extra for the custom job to boot! Unreal

csmsss · July 6, 2009, 08:28 AM

It's really just a barreled action with a throwaway scope and stock, isn't it?

simonkenton · July 6, 2009, 10:21 AM

You guys don't understand.
This jewelry has been applied with impact resistant super glue.
With the mild recoil of the Swede Mauser, there is every chance that the jewelry won't fall off when the gun is fired.

Also, those jeweled chains hanging from the sling swivels are really unique.

fisherman66 · July 6, 2009, 10:24 AM

A Swede in drag.

The Swede Queen. TFF!

tmd11111 · July 6, 2009, 10:40 AM

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A Swede in drag.

I just about spit my coffee on my keyboard when I read that.

glenncal1 · July 6, 2009, 03:06 PM

That is what the Rhinestone Cowboy would carry I guess :barf::barf::barf:

Buzzcook · July 6, 2009, 06:19 PM

You guys just don't appreciate political satire. This guy is obviously Norwegian.

p99guy · July 6, 2009, 06:38 PM

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little......

JWT · July 6, 2009, 06:56 PM

If you buy it and use it for protection will you be using a carat and stick approach?

smoakingun · July 6, 2009, 09:07 PM

"carat and stick"?

Please, somebody, make it stop! these people have lost their minds

p99guy · July 6, 2009, 10:13 PM

Well, you can't say that gun was bubba'ed......its more like a pilot for a "Queer Eye for the Straight gun" Tv episode

Crankylove · July 6, 2009, 10:23 PM

Wonder why there are no bids on it yet...............somebody out there must be itching to get their hands on a quality firearm like that.

Flipper 56 · July 7, 2009, 08:47 AM

I'm sure it will look "Just Lovely" while stalkin' through the woods. The glint and jingle will surely attract all sorts of woodland creatures

Perhaps it is the ultimate wall-hanger for the powder room

Not to be mean but "What weeeeeeere ya thinkin"?"

stickhauler · July 7, 2009, 11:13 PM

An NRA member, or that puppy would be gone by now. What troubles me most is that this idiot thought this was a good idea.

Stonebender · July 8, 2009, 01:44 AM

Being somewhat of an artist and having an eye for things, that is one of the most hideous things I have ever seen. There is no creativity, no quality, no style at all. I would have atleast inlaid the "jewelry" into the stock with some silver bezels. But that is just crap. I wish I could say what I really wanted to say about that thing, but it's past R-Rated...

Uncle Billy · July 8, 2009, 08:04 AM

A very long time ago we had a Standard Poodle named Fred that was maybe the best field dog I ever saw on upland birds. He was smart too, with a bright personality, and we'd often see him in a pose that we took to mean he was thinking about something. I loved him as much as I ever loved anything. He was usually clipped in a "working" style to make water and brush less hard for him to navigate. Once- just once- my then-wife had him clipped in full "entertainment" style, with pom-poms and bows in his topknot, all "duded up" to look like a drag queen. You could see his embarrassment in every move he made, and I shared his feelings. If Rue Paul decided to take up shooting (!), this Swedish Mauser would fit right in, but I'll bet the gun is embarrassed about the way it's been clowned up, just like Fred was.

Flipper 56 · July 9, 2009, 08:39 PM

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with pom-poms and bows in his topknot, all "duded up" to look like a drag queen.

Yeah.....Pom-Poms......that's what's missing. No wonder there are no bids

luvsasmith · July 9, 2009, 08:51 PM

What about a feather boa for a sling?

publius · July 12, 2009, 04:42 PM

Anyone who owns that ain't sleeping in the same hunting camp with me.

emcon5 · July 27, 2009, 07:27 PM

I wonder if it comes with a bolt, as there is no bolt in the photos.

ProjectCamaro · July 27, 2009, 07:43 PM

Haha, now that's awesome.

jsmaye · July 28, 2009, 09:20 AM

Anybody consider that this may just be a joke, or a "drive-by" posting?

goodspeed(TPF) · July 28, 2009, 11:09 AM

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"Queer Eye for the Straight gun"

Hahahha. Dang that's funny.

July 6, 2009, 07:27 AM	#1
simonkenton Senior Member Join Date: April 25, 2008 Posts: 891	Another Funny Ad on Gunbroker http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/Vie...Item=133246347

July 6, 2009, 10:24 AM	#6
fisherman66 Senior Member Join Date: August 22, 2005 Location: The Woodlands TX Posts: 4,679	A Swede in drag. The Swede Queen. TFF! __________________ la plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader qu'il n'existe pas!

July 6, 2009, 03:06 PM	#8
glenncal1 Senior Member Join Date: April 21, 2009 Location: Denver area Posts: 504	That is what the Rhinestone Cowboy would carry I guess :barf::barf::barf: __________________ Jim Many K and N Frames

July 6, 2009, 06:38 PM	#10
p99guy Senior Member Join Date: November 4, 2004 Location: Haslet,Texas(DFW area) Posts: 1,506	I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...... __________________ Lighten up Francis!.....;Actor Warren Oats, in the movie "Stripes"

July 6, 2009, 09:07 PM	#12
smoakingun Senior Member Join Date: April 12, 2009 Location: melrose, fl Posts: 634	"carat and stick"? Please, somebody, make it stop! these people have lost their minds __________________ Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.

July 6, 2009, 08:02 AM	#2
tmd11111 Junior member Join Date: January 26, 2009 Location: San Angelo, Tx Posts: 275	Now why didn't I think of that. I bet it brings thousands over the reserve.

July 6, 2009, 08:22 AM	#3
Winchester_73 Senior Member Join Date: December 20, 2008 Location: Pittsburgh PA Posts: 2,863	What an ugly disgraceful custom job done on such a fine rifle. Thats just disgusting. And they're charging you extra for the custom job to boot! Unreal

July 6, 2009, 08:28 AM	#4
csmsss Senior Member Join Date: October 24, 2008 Location: Orange, TX Posts: 3,078	It's really just a barreled action with a throwaway scope and stock, isn't it?

July 6, 2009, 10:21 AM	#5
simonkenton Senior Member Join Date: April 25, 2008 Posts: 891	You guys don't understand. This jewelry has been applied with impact resistant super glue. With the mild recoil of the Swede Mauser, there is every chance that the jewelry won't fall off when the gun is fired. Also, those jeweled chains hanging from the sling swivels are really unique.

July 6, 2009, 06:19 PM	#9
Buzzcook Senior Member Join Date: November 29, 2007 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 6,126	You guys just don't appreciate political satire. This guy is obviously Norwegian.

July 6, 2009, 06:56 PM	#11
JWT Senior Member Join Date: March 16, 2007 Location: Southern Arizona Posts: 3,888	If you buy it and use it for protection will you be using a carat and stick approach?

July 6, 2009, 10:13 PM	#13
p99guy Senior Member Join Date: November 4, 2004 Location: Haslet,Texas(DFW area) Posts: 1,506	Well, you can't say that gun was bubba'ed......its more like a pilot for a "Queer Eye for the Straight gun" Tv episode __________________ Lighten up Francis!.....;Actor Warren Oats, in the movie "Stripes"

July 6, 2009, 10:23 PM	#14
Crankylove Senior Member Join Date: July 8, 2008 Location: 8B ID Posts: 1,753	Wonder why there are no bids on it yet...............somebody out there must be itching to get their hands on a quality firearm like that. __________________ The answer to 1984 is 1776

July 7, 2009, 08:47 AM	#15
Flipper 56 Senior Member Join Date: September 23, 2008 Posts: 165	I'm sure it will look "Just Lovely" while stalkin' through the woods. The glint and jingle will surely attract all sorts of woodland creatures Perhaps it is the ultimate wall-hanger for the powder room Not to be mean but "What weeeeeeere ya thinkin"?" __________________ To Err is human, To Forgive divine, But to forget is foolish.

July 7, 2009, 11:13 PM	#16
stickhauler Senior Member Join Date: March 21, 2009 Posts: 244	I Guess Richard Simmons Isn't... An NRA member, or that puppy would be gone by now. What troubles me most is that this idiot thought this was a good idea.

July 8, 2009, 01:44 AM	#17
Stonebender Member Join Date: June 22, 2009 Posts: 24	Wow... Being somewhat of an artist and having an eye for things, that is one of the most hideous things I have ever seen. There is no creativity, no quality, no style at all. I would have atleast inlaid the "jewelry" into the stock with some silver bezels. But that is just crap. I wish I could say what I really wanted to say about that thing, but it's past R-Rated... __________________ I used to dream of Oceans and Streams, flowing and growing strong. Where have all those days gone?

July 8, 2009, 08:04 AM	#18
Uncle Billy Senior Member Join Date: June 10, 2009 Location: Small city in New York Posts: 482	A very long time ago we had a Standard Poodle named Fred that was maybe the best field dog I ever saw on upland birds. He was smart too, with a bright personality, and we'd often see him in a pose that we took to mean he was thinking about something. I loved him as much as I ever loved anything. He was usually clipped in a "working" style to make water and brush less hard for him to navigate. Once- just once- my then-wife had him clipped in full "entertainment" style, with pom-poms and bows in his topknot, all "duded up" to look like a drag queen. You could see his embarrassment in every move he made, and I shared his feelings. If Rue Paul decided to take up shooting (!), this Swedish Mauser would fit right in, but I'll bet the gun is embarrassed about the way it's been clowned up, just like Fred was. __________________ Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

July 9, 2009, 08:51 PM	#20
luvsasmith Senior Member Join Date: September 20, 2008 Posts: 358	What about a feather boa for a sling? __________________ "You can't miss fast enough to win a gun fight."

July 12, 2009, 04:42 PM	#21
publius Senior Member Join Date: January 25, 2005 Location: Mississippi/Texas Posts: 2,505	Anyone who owns that ain't sleeping in the same hunting camp with me. __________________ "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself." Mark Twain

July 27, 2009, 07:27 PM	#22
emcon5 Senior Member Join Date: July 10, 1999 Location: High Desert NV Posts: 2,850	I wonder if it comes with a bolt, as there is no bolt in the photos.

July 27, 2009, 07:43 PM	#23
ProjectCamaro Senior Member Join Date: July 27, 2009 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 230	Haha, now that's awesome.

July 28, 2009, 09:20 AM	#24
jsmaye Senior Member Join Date: July 18, 2008 Location: Amarillo, Tx Posts: 616	Anybody consider that this may just be a joke, or a "drive-by" posting? __________________ No matter how big and tough you are, when a two-year-old hands you a toy phone you'll answer it.