New scenario

kgpcr · June 17, 2007, 11:05 PM

I am out for my nightly walk in the country. A space ship lands and a martain gets out and starts towards me. Do i see if he came in peace or do a shoot the little prick. I could call Capt. Kirk or the men in Black .There are no laws on the books about shooting martians so they are fair game. also i have alerady put the tin foil on my head so his mind control wont work. I NEVER leave home without it. C'mon guys i need some help on this one.

tronman · June 17, 2007, 11:28 PM

First thing I'd do is hit the speed dial on my cell and call up Bigfoot and his buddies...just in case the martians get all uppity. Second I think I'd have to make sure my trusty 41 mag was loose in the holster. After all of that I'd go see if they maybe just needed directions or what.

jfrey123 · June 17, 2007, 11:46 PM

And the off topic count down begins...

6... 5... 4...

Southern_guy · June 17, 2007, 11:54 PM

I'd crap myself and run.

The Biker · June 17, 2007, 11:57 PM

The Art Bell show (Coast To Coast) starts in about 10 minutes. Give him a call - he'll know what to do.
Heh heh...

Biker

kgpcr · June 18, 2007, 06:13 AM

Tronman
Good call on bigfoot. I never thought of that!!!!!! I bet Bigfoot and his buddies would help. Also any special bullets you would need to use? I know for Weerwolves you must use a silver bullet. Just wondering about Martians. As for your .41Mag. Thats an awsome caliber!!!

Overhill · June 18, 2007, 06:31 AM

I think perhaps, you should offer the martian a drag of whatever you are smoking.

Samurai · June 18, 2007, 08:51 AM

Sadly, I think this has a much greater chance of happening than MANY of the other "Whad'dya do if?" threads on the "Tactics and Training" page.

Incidentally, how does sitting around dreaming up these wild scenarios help your tactics or your training?

DesertDawg · June 18, 2007, 09:10 AM

What's wrong with Martians? Have they ever displayed any animosity toward you? Have any actually attacked you in the past? Perhaps they're merely landing to see if they can find work! After all, they're "aliens"..you know, those folks that do the jobs that Americans won't do!

Heck, maybe they EAT "undocumented immigrants" and urinate FREE gasoline!

What do you do if a Martian says, "Take me to your leader!". Do you take them to (A) President George Bush, (B) Karl Rove, (C) Nancy Pelosi, (D) Brittney Spears, (E) Paris Hilton, (F) Art Bell, or (G) Hillary Clinton? (Add Barack Obama, for he sort of LOOKS like an E.T.!)

Do NOT shoot them!

ZeSpectre · June 18, 2007, 10:33 AM

He's probably just out of fuel.

JWT · June 18, 2007, 12:35 PM

Martians and martinis don't mix well, so have a couple more martinis and keep on going.

kgpcr · June 18, 2007, 06:52 PM

Samurai thats why i wrote it. Kind of pooking fun at some of the threads that are here. You are right there is a better chance of this happening than some of the threads i see here. Just some good hearted fun!

June 17, 2007, 11:05 PM	#1
kgpcr Senior Member Join Date: May 23, 2005 Posts: 955	New scenario I am out for my nightly walk in the country. A space ship lands and a martain gets out and starts towards me. Do i see if he came in peace or do a shoot the little prick. I could call Capt. Kirk or the men in Black .There are no laws on the books about shooting martians so they are fair game. also i have alerady put the tin foil on my head so his mind control wont work. I NEVER leave home without it. C'mon guys i need some help on this one. __________________ Colt King Cobra .357 Colt Anaconda .44mag Springfield Armory .45 Double stack Loaded XD40 service XD45 Taurus 617 .357mag Smith M&P 40

June 17, 2007, 11:46 PM	#3
jfrey123 Senior Member Join Date: July 7, 2006 Location: Reno, NV. Posts: 1,026	And the off topic count down begins... 6... 5... 4... __________________ Rock out with your Glock out!

June 18, 2007, 06:13 AM	#6
kgpcr Senior Member Join Date: May 23, 2005 Posts: 955	Tronman Good call on bigfoot. I never thought of that!!!!!! I bet Bigfoot and his buddies would help. Also any special bullets you would need to use? I know for Weerwolves you must use a silver bullet. Just wondering about Martians. As for your .41Mag. Thats an awsome caliber!!! __________________ Colt King Cobra .357 Colt Anaconda .44mag Springfield Armory .45 Double stack Loaded XD40 service XD45 Taurus 617 .357mag Smith M&P 40

June 18, 2007, 08:51 AM	#8
Samurai Senior Member Join Date: November 20, 2001 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 901	Sadly, I think this has a much greater chance of happening than MANY of the other "Whad'dya do if?" threads on the "Tactics and Training" page. Incidentally, how does sitting around dreaming up these wild scenarios help your tactics or your training? __________________ - Honor is a wonderful and glorious thing... until it gets you killed! - Why is it that we fire 1,000 rounds and know that we need more practice, but yet we punch a bag 10 times and think we know how to fight? - When in doubt, train, train, train...

June 18, 2007, 06:52 PM	#12
kgpcr Senior Member Join Date: May 23, 2005 Posts: 955	Samurai thats why i wrote it. Kind of pooking fun at some of the threads that are here. You are right there is a better chance of this happening than some of the threads i see here. Just some good hearted fun! __________________ Colt King Cobra .357 Colt Anaconda .44mag Springfield Armory .45 Double stack Loaded XD40 service XD45 Taurus 617 .357mag Smith M&P 40

June 17, 2007, 11:28 PM	#2
tronman Member Join Date: April 24, 2007 Posts: 39	First thing I'd do is hit the speed dial on my cell and call up Bigfoot and his buddies...just in case the martians get all uppity. Second I think I'd have to make sure my trusty 41 mag was loose in the holster. After all of that I'd go see if they maybe just needed directions or what.

June 17, 2007, 11:54 PM	#4
Southern_guy Senior Member Join Date: June 4, 2007 Location: Louisiana Posts: 175	I'd crap myself and run.

June 17, 2007, 11:57 PM	#5
The Biker Member Join Date: May 29, 2007 Posts: 45	The Art Bell show (Coast To Coast) starts in about 10 minutes. Give him a call - he'll know what to do. Heh heh... Biker

June 18, 2007, 06:31 AM	#7
Overhill Member Join Date: March 1, 2007 Location: PA Posts: 96	I think perhaps, you should offer the martian a drag of whatever you are smoking.

June 18, 2007, 09:10 AM	#9
DesertDawg Senior Member Join Date: April 16, 2007 Location: So Cal Posts: 158	What's wrong with Martians? Have they ever displayed any animosity toward you? Have any actually attacked you in the past? Perhaps they're merely landing to see if they can find work! After all, they're "aliens"..you know, those folks that do the jobs that Americans won't do! Heck, maybe they EAT "undocumented immigrants" and urinate FREE gasoline! What do you do if a Martian says, "Take me to your leader!". Do you take them to (A) President George Bush, (B) Karl Rove, (C) Nancy Pelosi, (D) Brittney Spears, (E) Paris Hilton, (F) Art Bell, or (G) Hillary Clinton? (Add Barack Obama, for he sort of LOOKS like an E.T.!) Do NOT shoot them!

June 18, 2007, 10:33 AM	#10
ZeSpectre Senior Member Join Date: June 4, 2007 Location: Shenandoah Valley Posts: 3,276	He's probably just out of fuel.

June 18, 2007, 12:35 PM	#11
JWT Senior Member Join Date: March 16, 2007 Location: Southern Arizona Posts: 3,888	Martians and martinis don't mix well, so have a couple more martinis and keep on going.