My 10 thoughts for today

Glenn E. Meyer · March 6, 2000, 12:11 PM

I. Because drug dealers use guns, law abiding citizens can't have them
II. Because criminals with guns may break into your house, you can't have a gun in your home
III. Because criminals may use guns to rape women, women can't have guns to use on rapists.
IV. Because young criminals may be big and strong, old people who are weak and frail are better off without guns.
V. Because carjackers with a gun or knife or brute force may try to steal your car and kill your baby, you shouldn't have a gun in your car.
VI. Because a man with a gun may try to rob your store, you can't have one to defend yourself in your store.
VII. Because the police shot a guy with a wallet, the solution is to allow them to scan anybody on the street to look for guns.
VIII. Because the NRA fights for gun rights, they are a special interest - Monks, unions and Hollywood are not.
IX. Because children are being brought up in crack houses with stolen guns, you are mandated to use a trigger lock in your house that has no crack and only has legally bought guns that went through the NICS system
X. Because you own a legal gun, you are the problem - the causes of crime and despair in the USA are trivial as compared to your inherent moral incompetence

Joseph · March 6, 2000, 01:07 PM

I like 'em!

DorGunR · March 6, 2000, 01:28 PM

Mr Meyer;
Did you plagiarize them from Diane Feinstein?

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"Lead, follow or get the HELL out of the way."

Erik · March 6, 2000, 02:01 PM

May I use this elsewhere? The more who read this the better! You get the credit, of course...

Erik

Glenn E. Meyer · March 7, 2000, 06:51 PM

Made them up myself from following threads.

Use them all you want. Just mention my name.

Glenn

jeffer · March 9, 2000, 11:25 AM

Good stuff and 100% correct (acording to pres Kingon)

TMoney · March 10, 2000, 03:28 AM

Thank you, Glenn Meyer, I'll send it to some of my friends, too. (Maybe some 'not-so-friends', too).

March 6, 2000, 12:11 PM	#1
Glenn E. Meyer Senior Member Join Date: November 17, 2000 Posts: 20,064	I. Because drug dealers use guns, law abiding citizens can't have them II. Because criminals with guns may break into your house, you can't have a gun in your home III. Because criminals may use guns to rape women, women can't have guns to use on rapists. IV. Because young criminals may be big and strong, old people who are weak and frail are better off without guns. V. Because carjackers with a gun or knife or brute force may try to steal your car and kill your baby, you shouldn't have a gun in your car. VI. Because a man with a gun may try to rob your store, you can't have one to defend yourself in your store. VII. Because the police shot a guy with a wallet, the solution is to allow them to scan anybody on the street to look for guns. VIII. Because the NRA fights for gun rights, they are a special interest - Monks, unions and Hollywood are not. IX. Because children are being brought up in crack houses with stolen guns, you are mandated to use a trigger lock in your house that has no crack and only has legally bought guns that went through the NICS system X. Because you own a legal gun, you are the problem - the causes of crime and despair in the USA are trivial as compared to your inherent moral incompetence

March 6, 2000, 01:07 PM	#2
Joseph Senior Member Join Date: November 18, 1999 Location: Cornelius, NC Posts: 695	I like 'em!

March 6, 2000, 01:28 PM	#3
DorGunR Senior Member Join Date: January 13, 2000 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,125	Mr Meyer; Did you plagiarize them from Diane Feinstein? ------------------ "Lead, follow or get the HELL out of the way."

March 6, 2000, 02:01 PM	#4
Erik Senior Member Join Date: December 24, 1999 Location: America Posts: 3,479	May I use this elsewhere? The more who read this the better! You get the credit, of course... Erik

March 7, 2000, 06:51 PM	#5
Glenn E. Meyer Senior Member Join Date: November 17, 2000 Posts: 20,064	Made them up myself from following threads. Use them all you want. Just mention my name. Glenn

March 9, 2000, 11:25 AM	#6
jeffer Senior Member Join Date: March 4, 2000 Posts: 587	Good stuff and 100% correct (acording to pres Kingon)

March 10, 2000, 03:28 AM	#7
TMoney Senior Member Join Date: November 25, 1999 Location: Dallas Posts: 617	Thank you, Glenn Meyer, I'll send it to some of my friends, too. (Maybe some 'not-so-friends', too).