The LawDog Files, part 1

LawDog · January 10, 2006, 09:57 PM

A big part of the Sheriff's "Work smarter, not harder" philosophy involved the fine art of misdirection -- if a subject was so confused that he wasn't per-zackly sure which way was up, then he/she/it/they probably wouldn't be causing the sorts of problems which require extra paperwork. Or ER trips. Depositions. Lawsuits. That kind of thing.

Which brings us to the Pink Gorilla Suit.

*sigh*

Tucked not-far-enough in the back of the evidence closet was a costume that the S.O. had picked up from somewhere. As the name suggests, this was a gorilla costume, mostly pink.

Now, when I say pink, I don't think y'all quite understand the depth of pinkness we are contemplating here: It was pink, pink. Neon pink. Flourescent pink. A pink not found anywhere in nature. A pink that, in and of itself, constituted a radiation hazard. A shade of pink which, after a single glimpse, would cause the most flamboyant Mardi Gras costumer to protest that things had gone too far.

Pink.

Now, bad as this mental picture is, the long-ago insane designer of this suit had apparently decided that having only one eye-searing shade was simply too boring, so this poor unfortunate had added spats, gloves, cuffs, a bow-tie and a top hat.

All very natty, and all very mauve.

We will now pause to give the Gentle Reader enough time to fully digest the Sheer Awfulness that was the Pink Gorilla Suit.

Yeah.

Anyhoo, we had gotten a search warrant. Apparently our Usual Suspects had graduated to Methamphetamine, Distribution Of; and had stashed a functioning meth lab inside a garage apartment out behind the house of, and belonging to, the grandparents of Usual Suspect #3.

Our pre-warrant briefing consisted of The Sheriff reminding us of some of the knottier problems associated with executing a search warrant on a meth lab (most of which seem to involve uncontrolled high-speed random disassembly of various items and/or people) and finishing off with a reminder that the Standard Obscenity Procedure for this sort of thing was to distract the critters long enough for officers to secure the scene without any of what the Sheriff referred to as "fuss and bother."

That's when the Chief Deputy handed me the box containing the Pink Gorilla Suit.

*sigh*

There I was, sulking down the street in front of God and everybody, wearing a neon-pink-gorilla-suit-with-mauve-accoutrements over jeans, armour and a pistol, with a search warrant tucked securely in my sleeve, and the Sheriff's exhortations to "Be distracting" ringing in my ears.

LawDog

Dave R · January 10, 2006, 10:06 PM

A new Lawdog file. All is right with the world. But ya had to make it a dadgum SERIAL!?!?!?

Capt. Charlie · January 10, 2006, 10:27 PM

LawDog, you mentioned every shade of pink except... the shade of pink your cheeks turned

.

Ledbetter · January 11, 2006, 01:45 AM

Hey Man,
Look forward to hearing the remainder of the story. Be safe; be well.

TheBluesMan · January 11, 2006, 08:31 PM

I can hardly wait for the conclusion to *this* story.

The imagination runs wild...

Matt19 · January 12, 2006, 10:32 PM

Is this story illustrated with many pictures from the fateful day?

Dave R · January 15, 2006, 07:47 PM

Bump. Eagerly awating part 2.

Sulaco2 · January 15, 2006, 10:30 PM

Pictures!!! We WANT pictures!!!!!!!!!!!

grey_pilgrim · January 16, 2006, 12:01 AM

Wow. . . you better not end it there. This is awsome!

fal308 · January 16, 2006, 10:23 AM

A New LawDog file!!!

The world won't end now after all!

**Rich Lucibella** · January 16, 2006, 10:39 AM

Ian-
I don't know how long I can hold this gathering mob together. Come to think of it, I can't say for certain when I'll give in and order them to tear you to pieces.

Stand and deliver!
Rich

Baba Louie · January 16, 2006, 10:57 AM

Laughing outloud already!

Great Pink, pistol packing Pongidae, please continue...

citizen · January 16, 2006, 11:16 AM

FINALLY!! (again, Thank God!) An "educational thread"!
American Lit, advanced course.........

IZinterrogator · January 16, 2006, 01:10 PM

I hope we won't have to wait for a gag order to be lifted to hear Part 2!

Twycross · January 16, 2006, 02:14 PM

*Frothing at the mouth*

C'mon, c'mon, fork it over! You gave me a sample, now I'm going into withdrawal!

Al Norris · January 16, 2006, 02:41 PM

Ian, a while back, I took all of your stories and sent them with my wife to her work, Cassia Regional Medical Center. Ya see, I had a habit of reading her your stories, whenever you permitted yourself to write one and post it.

Well, it seems that she went around the hospital and on certain occasions, could be heard to say things like, "Chicken. BIG Chicken!" People pretty soon, naturally wanted to know what the heck she meant.

So like I said, I formatted your stories and sent them to work with her. Now Kathy, my wife, works in the lab as a CLA (Certified Lab Assistant), had had the whole lab in stitches... almost literally. One thing led to another and the ER got hold of the files. Then Radiology got them. Somehow, they filtered throughout the hospital... Across county lines to Minidoka Memorial Hospital. Along the way, some of our friendly Boys In Blue, as they came and went in the ER, so I came to find out that they had circulated through the Cassia Co. SO, the Minidoka Co. SO and Rupert PD. I don't think they've made it to Twin Falls yet... But one never Knows for sure...

Ian, if'n I send this story out with Kathy, it won't be long until I have a knock at my door. The group of people that are outside will be demanding the rest of this story. What am I to tell them when they all say, "Bubba! Don't make me hurt you?"

For my sake... My wife's sake. For two hospitals and 3 police agencies... Where's the rest of that story????

LawDog · January 16, 2006, 04:42 PM

Bearing in mind that the search warrant was only for the garage and apartment, and not wanting to find myself in Animal Control's Bad Graces (again) I moped up the steps to the main house and rang the doorbell.

Light footsteps approached the door, followed by a long pause. Then the sound of the footsteps heading away from the door.

*sigh*

I pulled my badge out from the collar of the suit and held it prominently in one paw.

This time the footsteps were accompanied by a heavier tread. I waved my badge at the peep-hole and was rewarded with the door opened just enough for me to be beheld by an extremely suspicious eye.

I tipped my hat (top, mauve in colour) politely, "Afternoon, sir. Sheriff's Office. Pardon the interruption, but we're going to be serving a warrant on your garage and apartment. The Sheriff told me to tell you that he'd take it kindly if y'all would stay inside the house until we got things under control."

Long pause.

'Under control" murmured the gentleman slowly as he opned the door a little more fully, "Are you planning on that there control thing happening any time soon?"

Smart aleck.

"Can't really tell with this kind of thing, sir. We'll let you know as soon as possible."

Might as well get this over with. I leaned slightly right and looked around the gentleman to the lady of the house, "Ma'am", tip of the hat again, "Mind if I borrow some of your flowers?"

She looked at me, at the innocent tulips on the edge of the walk, and back to me.

"Umm. Go right ahead. You do know that you're...pink?"

"Hadn't noticed, ma'am" I lied gallantly, while selecting a pair of yellow tulips that set off the mauve spats nicely, "We'll be around back, if you need us."

I trudged back to the street, turned left and walked down to where the driveway from the garage entered the street. The garage sat about twenty feet or so back, with the apartment being the second floor of the structure.

The only ways in or out, were two roll-up garage doors and a people-type door facing me, and the only windows to be seen were on the side facing the street.

*sigh*

Distracting. Hah.

I looked around and made sure that I was at the junction of the driveway and the public street, set my top hat securely on the mask, straightened the gloves and spats, took a deep breath...

...and burst into a full-blown, top-of-the-lungs, you'll-bloody-well-hear-this-one-at-Carnegie-Hall rendition of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. While using the tulips as the microphone.

By God. *snort, snort* I did the works. Vocals. Back-up vocals. Sound effects. Kinda-sorta instruments. Howling. The whole nine yards.

And, of course, Dirty Deeds has that lovely guitar solo, which lends itself quite nicely to an air-guitar -- excuse me -- tulip guitar performance.

Well, if it didn't, it does now.

Unfortunately, the tulip-guitar solo kind of led into a dance.

It was fairly energetic dance. And maybe a touch expressive...

All right! There was gyrating going on.

However, I do not think that I was doing -quote "The gorilla version of a fan dance" -unquote; I don't think that you can do -quote "Suggestive things with a hat" -unquote when you're wearing a fur suit over armour and that over jeans; and I do take umbrage at the suggestion that I -quote "Gave them the 'Full Monkey'" -unquote.

Part 3 to follow. In a bit.

LawDog

IZinterrogator · January 16, 2006, 04:55 PM

LawDog, I have 14 hours until I go out to the field again for two weeks. Don't leave me wondering what happened the whole time.

Cripes, 14 hours!!! I had no idea it was so late. I better go do my laundry.

psycho nut · January 17, 2006, 11:16 PM

pink gorrila, singing, dancing

my lungs, they burn

Al Norris · January 18, 2006, 03:14 PM

I couldn't hold back. I read this thread to my wife, Kathy. You remember her, she works at a local hospital in the Lab? When I got to the post I made earlier... She stopped me (yes, I read her the responses too).

Lawdog, it seems your fame has made it across another county's borders. Not only did an EMT drive the "files" over to Twin Falls (40 miles from here), but a T.F. Deputy did the same. Somehow this got up to Shoshone County.

You are now known throughout South Central Idaho by every hospital and Police Dept. in 4 counties! There's no telling how far this will go. In a few months, you may make it to Boise and the State Capitol... I understand that some enterprising Idaho State Trooper is carrying the "files"....

USP45usp · January 18, 2006, 04:43 PM

Not to start anything (in other words, this is not meant to start anything) but I want to give my personal reasons for liking the LawDog files:

It makes LEO's seem more human. That's the gist of it. Instead of all the "fighting" that went on with the Us vs Them debates where each party seems hell bent on being superior to each other, the LawDog files bring everyone together.

The same goes for the way that Capt. Charlie posts, it shows that we are all the same, humans.

I don't know if this is appropriate or not and I don't mean to hi-jack the thread, just felt the need to explain why I really, really enjoy the LawDog files

.

Wayne

*if inappropriate or not good for the thread (as in it may side track it), please delete

Ledbetter · January 18, 2006, 07:05 PM

So far, beats the hell out of a flash-bang grenade.

When does that "under control thing" get around to hapenning?

Holly76201 · January 19, 2006, 01:40 AM

LawDog,
it ain't that far a drive from here to there. "Don't make me hurt you, Bubba".

Al Norris · January 20, 2006, 11:55 AM

btt

Redworm · January 20, 2006, 01:44 PM

aw jeez, that's just hilarious. eagerly anticipating the next chapter

January 10, 2006, 09:57 PM	#1
LawDog Staff Emeritus Join Date: September 15, 1999 Location: Where am I going? Why am I in this handbasket? Posts: 4,194	The LawDog Files, part 1 A big part of the Sheriff's "Work smarter, not harder" philosophy involved the fine art of misdirection -- if a subject was so confused that he wasn't per-zackly sure which way was up, then he/she/it/they probably wouldn't be causing the sorts of problems which require extra paperwork. Or ER trips. Depositions. Lawsuits. That kind of thing. Which brings us to the Pink Gorilla Suit. sigh Tucked not-far-enough in the back of the evidence closet was a costume that the S.O. had picked up from somewhere. As the name suggests, this was a gorilla costume, mostly pink. Now, when I say pink, I don't think y'all quite understand the depth of pinkness we are contemplating here: It was pink, pink. Neon pink. Flourescent pink. A pink not found anywhere in nature. A pink that, in and of itself, constituted a radiation hazard. A shade of pink which, after a single glimpse, would cause the most flamboyant Mardi Gras costumer to protest that things had gone too far. Pink. Now, bad as this mental picture is, the long-ago insane designer of this suit had apparently decided that having only one eye-searing shade was simply too boring, so this poor unfortunate had added spats, gloves, cuffs, a bow-tie and a top hat. All very natty, and all very mauve. We will now pause to give the Gentle Reader enough time to fully digest the Sheer Awfulness that was the Pink Gorilla Suit. Yeah. Anyhoo, we had gotten a search warrant. Apparently our Usual Suspects had graduated to Methamphetamine, Distribution Of; and had stashed a functioning meth lab inside a garage apartment out behind the house of, and belonging to, the grandparents of Usual Suspect #3. Our pre-warrant briefing consisted of The Sheriff reminding us of some of the knottier problems associated with executing a search warrant on a meth lab (most of which seem to involve uncontrolled high-speed random disassembly of various items and/or people) and finishing off with a reminder that the Standard Obscenity Procedure for this sort of thing was to distract the critters long enough for officers to secure the scene without any of what the Sheriff referred to as "fuss and bother." That's when the Chief Deputy handed me the box containing the Pink Gorilla Suit. sigh There I was, sulking down the street in front of God and everybody, wearing a neon-pink-gorilla-suit-with-mauve-accoutrements over jeans, armour and a pistol, with a search warrant tucked securely in my sleeve, and the Sheriff's exhortations to "Be distracting" ringing in my ears. LawDog __________________ "The Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer." --The 13th Warrior Bona na Croin The LawDog Files

January 10, 2006, 10:06 PM	#2
Dave R Senior Member Join Date: January 7, 2000 Location: Idaho Posts: 6,073	A new Lawdog file. All is right with the world. But ya had to make it a dadgum SERIAL!?!?!? __________________ I am Pro-Rights (on gun issues).

January 11, 2006, 01:45 AM	#4
Ledbetter Senior Member Join Date: February 23, 2000 Location: California USA Posts: 4,533	Hey Man, Look forward to hearing the remainder of the story. Be safe; be well. __________________ Regards, Ledbetter from thefiringline TFL #4573 NRA for Life Winchester Canyon Gun Club for Life

January 12, 2006, 10:32 PM	#6
Matt19 Senior Member Join Date: March 20, 1999 Posts: 315	Is this story illustrated with many pictures from the fateful day? __________________ In life, you'll have your back up against the wall many times. You might as well get used to it.-Bear Bryant.

January 15, 2006, 07:47 PM	#7
Dave R Senior Member Join Date: January 7, 2000 Location: Idaho Posts: 6,073	Bump. Eagerly awating part 2. __________________ I am Pro-Rights (on gun issues).

January 10, 2006, 10:27 PM	#3
Capt. Charlie Moderator Emeritus Join Date: March 24, 2005 Location: Steubenville, OH Posts: 4,446	LawDog, you mentioned every shade of pink *except... the shade of pink your cheeks turned . __________________ TFL Members are ambassadors to the world for firearm owners. What kind of ambassador does your* post make *you?* I train in earnest, to do the things that I pray in earnest, I'll never have to do. --Capt. Charlie

January 11, 2006, 08:31 PM	#5
TheBluesMan Moderator Emeritus Join Date: June 15, 1999 Location: Ohio Posts: 7,558	I can hardly wait for the conclusion to this story. The imagination runs wild...

January 15, 2006, 10:30 PM	#8
Sulaco2 Senior Member Join Date: June 5, 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,247	Pictures!!! We WANT pictures!!!!!!!!!!!

January 16, 2006, 12:01 AM	#9
grey_pilgrim Senior Member Join Date: May 26, 2004 Location: mid-atlantic Posts: 352	Wow. . . you better not end it there. This is awsome! __________________ Cheers, Dave

January 16, 2006, 10:23 AM	#10
fal308 Staff Alumnus Join Date: October 12, 1998 Location: Missouri Posts: 1,992	A New LawDog file!!! The world won't end now after all!

January 16, 2006, 10:39 AM	#11
Rich Lucibella Staff Join Date: October 6, 1998 Location: South Florida Posts: 10,229	Ian- I don't know how long I can hold this gathering mob together. Come to think of it, I can't say for certain when I'll give in and order them to tear you to pieces. Stand and deliver! Rich __________________ S.W.A.T. Magazine Weapons, Training and Tactics for the Real World Join us at TFL or at AR15.com or on Facebook

January 16, 2006, 10:57 AM	#12
Baba Louie Senior Member Join Date: September 23, 2001 Posts: 1,552	Laughing outloud already! Great Pink, pistol packing Pongidae, please continue... __________________ A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." - George Washington, January 8, 1790, First State of the Union Address

January 16, 2006, 11:16 AM	#13
citizen Senior Member Join Date: September 12, 2000 Posts: 796	FINALLY!! (again, Thank God!) An "educational thread"! American Lit, advanced course......... __________________ ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM NRA, GOA, AOC Ignorance can be cured, Stupid is forever Life is too short for dial-up

January 16, 2006, 01:10 PM	#14
IZinterrogator Senior Member Join Date: November 8, 2004 Location: Prescott Valley, AZ Posts: 2,457	I hope we won't have to wait for a gag order to be lifted to hear Part 2! __________________ "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” - Samuel Adams

January 16, 2006, 02:14 PM	#15
Twycross Senior Member Join Date: January 26, 2005 Location: Montana Posts: 1,187	Frothing at the mouth C'mon, c'mon, fork it over! You gave me a sample, now I'm going into withdrawal! __________________ The test of character is not 'hanging in' when you expect light at the end of the tunnel, but performance of duty, and persistence of example when you know no light is coming. - Vice Admiral James Stockdale, USN (ret.)

January 16, 2006, 02:41 PM	#16
Al Norris Moderator Emeritus Join Date: June 29, 2000 Location: Rupert, Idaho Posts: 9,660	Ian, a while back, I took all of your stories and sent them with my wife to her work, Cassia Regional Medical Center. Ya see, I had a habit of reading her your stories, whenever you permitted yourself to write one and post it. Well, it seems that she went around the hospital and on certain occasions, could be heard to say things like, "Chicken. BIG Chicken!" People pretty soon, naturally wanted to know what the heck she meant. So like I said, I formatted your stories and sent them to work with her. Now Kathy, my wife, works in the lab as a CLA (Certified Lab Assistant), had had the whole lab in stitches... almost literally. One thing led to another and the ER got hold of the files. Then Radiology got them. Somehow, they filtered throughout the hospital... Across county lines to Minidoka Memorial Hospital. Along the way, some of our friendly Boys In Blue, as they came and went in the ER, so I came to find out that they had circulated through the Cassia Co. SO, the Minidoka Co. SO and Rupert PD. I don't think they've made it to Twin Falls yet... But one never Knows for sure... Ian, if'n I send this story out with Kathy, it won't be long until I have a knock at my door. The group of people that are outside will be demanding the rest of this story. What am I to tell them when they all say, "Bubba! Don't make me hurt you?" For my sake... My wife's sake. For two hospitals and 3 police agencies... Where's the rest of that story????

January 16, 2006, 04:42 PM	#17
LawDog Staff Emeritus Join Date: September 15, 1999 Location: Where am I going? Why am I in this handbasket? Posts: 4,194	Part II. Bearing in mind that the search warrant was only for the garage and apartment, and not wanting to find myself in Animal Control's Bad Graces (again) I moped up the steps to the main house and rang the doorbell. Light footsteps approached the door, followed by a long pause. Then the sound of the footsteps heading away from the door. sigh I pulled my badge out from the collar of the suit and held it prominently in one paw. This time the footsteps were accompanied by a heavier tread. I waved my badge at the peep-hole and was rewarded with the door opened just enough for me to be beheld by an extremely suspicious eye. I tipped my hat (top, mauve in colour) politely, "Afternoon, sir. Sheriff's Office. Pardon the interruption, but we're going to be serving a warrant on your garage and apartment. The Sheriff told me to tell you that he'd take it kindly if y'all would stay inside the house until we got things under control." Long pause. 'Under control" murmured the gentleman slowly as he opned the door a little more fully, "Are you planning on that there control thing happening any time soon?" Smart aleck. "Can't really tell with this kind of thing, sir. We'll let you know as soon as possible." Might as well get this over with. I leaned slightly right and looked around the gentleman to the lady of the house, "Ma'am", tip of the hat again, "Mind if I borrow some of your flowers?" She looked at me, at the innocent tulips on the edge of the walk, and back to me. "Umm. Go right ahead. You do know that you're...pink?" "Hadn't noticed, ma'am" I lied gallantly, while selecting a pair of yellow tulips that set off the mauve spats nicely, "We'll be around back, if you need us." I trudged back to the street, turned left and walked down to where the driveway from the garage entered the street. The garage sat about twenty feet or so back, with the apartment being the second floor of the structure. The only ways in or out, were two roll-up garage doors and a people-type door facing me, and the only windows to be seen were on the side facing the street. sigh Distracting. Hah. I looked around and made sure that I was at the junction of the driveway and the public street, set my top hat securely on the mask, straightened the gloves and spats, took a deep breath... ...and burst into a full-blown, top-of-the-lungs, you'll-bloody-well-hear-this-one-at-Carnegie-Hall rendition of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. While using the tulips as the microphone. By God. snort, snort I did the works. Vocals. Back-up vocals. Sound effects. Kinda-sorta instruments. Howling. The whole nine yards. And, of course, Dirty Deeds has that lovely guitar solo, which lends itself quite nicely to an air-guitar -- excuse me -- tulip guitar performance. Well, if it didn't, it does now. Unfortunately, the tulip-guitar solo kind of led into a dance. It was fairly energetic dance. And maybe a touch expressive... All right! There was gyrating going on. However, I do not think that I was doing -quote "The gorilla version of a fan dance" -unquote; I don't think that you can do -quote "Suggestive things with a hat" -unquote when you're wearing a fur suit over armour and that over jeans; and I do take umbrage at the suggestion that I -quote "Gave them the 'Full Monkey'" -unquote. Part 3 to follow. In a bit. LawDog __________________ "The Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer." --The 13th Warrior Bona na Croin The LawDog Files

January 16, 2006, 04:55 PM	#18
IZinterrogator Senior Member Join Date: November 8, 2004 Location: Prescott Valley, AZ Posts: 2,457	LawDog, I have 14 hours until I go out to the field again for two weeks. Don't leave me wondering what happened the whole time. Cripes, 14 hours!!! I had no idea it was so late. I better go do my laundry. __________________ "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” - Samuel Adams

January 17, 2006, 11:16 PM	#19
psycho nut Senior Member Join Date: June 3, 2005 Location: Nebraska Posts: 480	pink gorrila, singing, dancing my lungs, they burn __________________ I can't spel.

January 18, 2006, 03:14 PM	#20
Al Norris Moderator Emeritus Join Date: June 29, 2000 Location: Rupert, Idaho Posts: 9,660	I couldn't hold back. I read this thread to my wife, Kathy. You remember her, she works at a local hospital in the Lab? When I got to the post I made earlier... She stopped me (yes, I read her the responses too). Lawdog, it seems your fame has made it across another county's borders. Not only did an EMT drive the "files" over to Twin Falls (40 miles from here), but a T.F. Deputy did the same. Somehow this got up to Shoshone County. You are now known throughout South Central Idaho by every hospital and Police Dept. in 4 counties! There's no telling how far this will go. In a few months, you may make it to Boise and the State Capitol... I understand that some enterprising Idaho State Trooper is carrying the "files"....

January 18, 2006, 04:43 PM	#21
USP45usp Junior member Join Date: May 17, 2000 Location: Eugene, OR Posts: 3,427	Not to start anything (in other words, this is not meant to start anything) but I want to give my personal reasons for liking the LawDog files: It makes LEO's seem more human. That's the gist of it. Instead of all the "fighting" that went on with the Us vs Them debates where each party seems hell bent on being superior to each other, the LawDog files bring everyone together. The same goes for the way that Capt. Charlie posts, it shows that we are all the same, humans. I don't know if this is appropriate or not and I don't mean to hi-jack the thread, just felt the need to explain why I really, really enjoy the LawDog files . Wayne *if inappropriate or not good for the thread (as in it may side track it), please delete

January 18, 2006, 07:05 PM	#22
Ledbetter Senior Member Join Date: February 23, 2000 Location: California USA Posts: 4,533	So far, beats the hell out of a flash-bang grenade. When does that "under control thing" get around to hapenning? __________________ Regards, Ledbetter from thefiringline TFL #4573 NRA for Life Winchester Canyon Gun Club for Life

January 19, 2006, 01:40 AM	#23
Holly76201 Member Join Date: April 1, 2005 Location: North Central TX Posts: 24	LawDog, it ain't that far a drive from here to there. "Don't make me hurt you, Bubba". __________________ xxx[COLOR=Purple]xxx[/COLORMolon Labe The only sure bulwark of continuing liberty is a government strong enough to protect the interests of the people, and a people strong enough and well enough informed tomaintain its sovereigncontrol over its government. FDR, Fireside chat, 4-14-38

January 20, 2006, 11:55 AM	#24
Al Norris Moderator Emeritus Join Date: June 29, 2000 Location: Rupert, Idaho Posts: 9,660	btt

January 20, 2006, 01:44 PM	#25
Redworm Junior member Join Date: August 10, 2005 Posts: 3,372	aw jeez, that's just hilarious. eagerly anticipating the next chapter

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