Favorite movie one-liners

Shotgun364 · March 26, 2002, 12:40 PM

ALIENS- Ripley: Wait!. . . . the guns stopped them.

USMCsilver · March 26, 2002, 12:49 PM

US Marshalls -- Get rid of that nickle plated sissy pistol...

Justin · March 26, 2002, 12:49 PM

From the movie 'Six-String Samurai'

Bad Guy: "If I were you, I'd run."

Buddy: "If you were me, you'd be good lookin'."

**Mike Irwin** · March 26, 2002, 12:51 PM

Army of Darkness -- "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!"

**4V50 Gary** · March 26, 2002, 12:52 PM

From Doc Zhivago: "Besides, with a little pistol I have killed men far smarter than myself," - or something like that.

Zundfolge · March 26, 2002, 01:00 PM

"Now you know why evil will always triumph ... because good is dumb!"
-Spaceballs

Nightcrawler · March 26, 2002, 01:15 PM

From Terminator 2:

John Connor: "Jesus, you were gonna KILL that guy!"
Terminator: "Of course, I'm a Terminator."

Strayhorn · March 26, 2002, 01:26 PM

The line from Dr Zhivago (at least in the book) is:

General Zhivago (at his brother's funeral) considered: "No doubt he was a better man than me - but I have killed better men than me with a small pistol."

One of the few instances where a great book became a great movie.

My all-time favorite movie line (and general life guidance) is from "Animal House": "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."

Big Al · March 26, 2002, 01:41 PM

Not exactly one liners, but:

(1) "Ezekiel 25:17 - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengance upon thee."

(2) John Travolta:"Jules, haven't you ever heard the saying that he who admits his mistakes is immediately forgiven for his wrongdoing?"

Sam Jackson:"Don't give me that bull****! The mother****er who said that **** never had to clean up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ***!"

Travolta:"Jules, there's a limit to the amount of abuse I'm willing to take. Right now, I'm a ****ing race car, all right, and I'm in the red. And I'm saying, I'm just saying, that it's ****ing dangerous to have a race car in the red. All right? I'm gonna blow."

Jackson:"You gonna blow?"

Travolta:"Yeah, I'm gonna blow."

Jackson:"Oh yeah? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud layin' mother ****er, mother****er! Every time my hands touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT! I'm the Guns Of The Navarone! In fact, what the **** am I doin back here? You're the mother****er that oughta be on brain detail! We switchin' - I'm cleanin' up the front, and you pickin' up this *****'s skull."

(3) Jackson:"Normally the two of you would be dead as fried chicken right now, but you happened to catch me in a transitional phase, and I don't wanna kill ya - I wanna help ya."

And then there's Bill Murray from Kingpin:
"I'm the greatest! I'm Big Ern! I've got enough money to buy my way out of anything! I can do anything I want! I'll get a lawyer, and I'll walk! Finally Big Ern is above the law!"

Dave R · March 26, 2002, 01:42 PM

Someone help me out here...Tremors II...the survivalist makes his first appearance...he's been in a major altercation...he says something like

"It was a little hairy, but with superior tactics and effective use of small-arms fire I was able to persevere..."

I'm sure that a bad mangle. Anyone have it right?

HankB · March 26, 2002, 01:50 PM

From the movie Tremors: after Bert explains that he made his anti-graboid bombs out of a few common household ingredients combined in the right proportions and had inserted some cannon fuse, the other character asks:

"Where's you get the cannon fuse?"

Bert answers, matter-of-factly: "From my cannon."

echo3mike · March 26, 2002, 02:02 PM

From "Real Genius":

..."as I was remembering the last words of Sophocles: I Drank WHAT?? "

All I can think of right now.

Regards,
S.

JFucile · March 26, 2002, 02:11 PM

There are a few that come to mind

"Be careful what you shoot at... most things in here don't react too well to bullets." - The Hunt For Red October

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" - Reservoir Dogs

"Congratulations you've just become a two million dollar lottery ticket" - Ransom

stevetuna · March 26, 2002, 02:22 PM

"Dying ain't much of a livin', boy..." Clint Eastwood as The Outlaw Josie Wales

OF · March 26, 2002, 02:26 PM

"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

"Leave em. Buzzards got to eat, same as worms <ptoooey>"
- Josie Wales from "The Outlaw Josie Wales"

"When we finished, he shook our hands and told us, "Endeavor to persevere." We thought about it for a long time, 'endeavor to persevere.' And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union."
- Chief Lone Waddy from "The Outlaw Josie Wales"

"One, Two, Five!"
"Three Sir!"
"Three!"
<BOOM>
-

TheeBadOne · March 26, 2002, 02:31 PM

From They Live Rowdy Rod Piper:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass..............and I 'm all out of bubblegum".

From Big Jake John Wayne:

"Since you haven't learned to respect your elders, it's time you learn to respect your betters".

From Weird Science

Wyatt- "Gary, there are motorcycles in my house"!

Gary- "Wyatt, you have killer mutants in your house".

Brett Bellmore · March 26, 2002, 02:41 PM

From Army of Darkness: "Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun."

Dave, I thought Bert's first line on getting out of the (Now ruined) truck was better; "I feel I have been denied critical, need to know information!"

Mute · March 26, 2002, 03:02 PM

"You got a rendevouz with my a$$ motherf*#)($"

-Clint Eastwood, In the Line of Fire

Hemicuda · March 26, 2002, 03:17 PM

Samuel L. Jackson in the last "Die-Hard" movie (holding an AK) "AK-47 When you absolutely, positively got to kill every M-er F-er in the room!"

Bogie · March 26, 2002, 03:32 PM

That was "Jackie Brown."

madkiwi · March 26, 2002, 03:46 PM

"Gimme some sugar, baby!"- Army of Darkness.

"Where de white women at?"- Sheriff Bart to a group of KKK members in Blazing Saddles

"Where's the map?"
"What map?"
"If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your tits to the table!"
- Yellowbeard to Mrs Beard in "Yellowbeard"

"You won't catch me dying. You'll have to kill me before I die"- Yellowbeard

"Never trust a woman or a government"- Yellowbeard

mcneill · March 26, 2002, 03:59 PM

What GRD said - lot's of good lines from "Josie Wales"

"Last of the Mohicans"
Duncan - "How is it you're going to Kentucky when there's a war on?"
Nathaniel - "Well, we face North and then, real sudden like, turn left."

"Pure Country"
Earl, the drummer - "Hell, Wyatt, it beats a real job."

Jim

Jim March · March 26, 2002, 04:27 PM

The next Star Wars movie will apparantly feature Samuel L. Jackson prominently. The line I want to hear:

"Annakin, hand me my lightsaber...waddya mean which one, it's the one that says "bada$$ mutha****a" on it, moron!"

OF · March 26, 2002, 04:37 PM

Quote:

"Where de white women at?"- Sheriff Bart to a group of KKK members in Blazing Saddles

LOL! Blazing Saddles is a treasure trove. When Bart first shows up on the podium:

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

- Gabe

USAFNoDak · March 26, 2002, 04:40 PM

I can't remember which character said it but from "Evil Roy Slade":

I'll fill you so fulla holes you'll whistle when you walk.

March 26, 2002, 12:40 PM	#1
Shotgun364 Senior Member Join Date: January 25, 2002 Location: NEW YORK CITY Posts: 141	Favorite movie one-liners ALIENS- Ripley: Wait!. . . . the guns stopped them. __________________ Shotgun364 is now NIGHTWATCH

March 26, 2002, 12:49 PM	#2
USMCsilver Senior Member Join Date: November 28, 2001 Location: Middle of SC Posts: 246	US Marshalls -- Get rid of that nickle plated sissy pistol... __________________ The Original USMCsilver©

March 26, 2002, 12:51 PM	#4
Mike Irwin Staff Join Date: April 13, 2000 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 41,390	Army of Darkness -- "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!" __________________ "The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.

March 26, 2002, 12:52 PM	#5
4V50 Gary Staff Join Date: November 2, 1998 Location: Colorado Posts: 21,841	From Doc Zhivago: "Besides, with a little pistol I have killed men far smarter than myself," - or something like that. __________________ Vigilantibus et non dormientibus jura subveniunt. *Molon Labe!*

March 26, 2002, 01:00 PM	#6
Zundfolge Senior Member Join Date: July 28, 2001 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 1,749	"Now you know why evil will always triumph ... because good is dumb!" -Spaceballs __________________ "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws...you create a nation of law-breakers â€“ and then you cash in on guilt." Ayn Rand

March 26, 2002, 12:49 PM	#3
Justin Senior Member Join Date: October 24, 2000 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 1,641	From the movie 'Six-String Samurai' Bad Guy: "If I were you, I'd run." Buddy: "If you were me, you'd be good lookin'."

March 26, 2002, 01:15 PM	#7
Nightcrawler Senior Member Join Date: September 22, 2000 Location: Northern Michigan Posts: 2,945	one of many From Terminator 2: John Connor: "Jesus, you were gonna KILL that guy!" Terminator: "Of course, I'm a Terminator." __________________ Nightcrawler- TFL Alumnus

March 26, 2002, 01:26 PM	#8
Strayhorn Senior Member Join Date: April 9, 2000 Location: Central NC Posts: 339	The line from Dr Zhivago (at least in the book) is: General Zhivago (at his brother's funeral) considered: "No doubt he was a better man than me - but I have killed better men than me with a small pistol." One of the few instances where a great book became a great movie. My all-time favorite movie line (and general life guidance) is from "Animal House": "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." __________________ Ken Strayhorn "We spent the night at Strayhorn's farm, about nine miles from Hillsboro." -- Lt.Gen. Wade Hampton

March 26, 2002, 01:41 PM	#9
Big Al Senior Member Join Date: January 3, 2000 Location: West "By God" Virginny, USA Posts: 364	Samuel Jackson from "Pulp Fiction" Not exactly one liners, but: (1) "Ezekiel 25:17 - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengance upon thee." (2) John Travolta:"Jules, haven't you ever heard the saying that he who admits his mistakes is immediately forgiven for his wrongdoing?" Sam Jackson:"Don't give me that bull**! The motherer who said that never had to clean up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb !" Travolta:"Jules, there's a limit to the amount of abuse I'm willing to take. Right now, I'm a *ing race car, all right, and I'm in the red. And I'm saying, I'm just saying, that it's ing dangerous to have a race car in the red. All right? I'm gonna blow." Jackson:"You gonna blow?" Travolta:"Yeah, I'm gonna blow." Jackson:"Oh yeah? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud layin' mother er, motherer! Every time my hands touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT! I'm the Guns Of The Navarone! In fact, what the am I doin back here? You're the motherer that oughta be on brain detail! We switchin' - I'm cleanin' up the front, and you pickin' up this ***'s skull." (3) Jackson:"Normally the two of you would be dead as fried chicken right now, but you happened to catch me in a transitional phase, and I don't wanna kill ya - I wanna help ya." And then there's Bill Murray from Kingpin: "I'm the greatest! I'm Big Ern! I've got enough money to buy my way out of anything! I can do anything I want! I'll get a lawyer, and I'll walk! Finally Big Ern is above the law!" __________________ Glock 19 - "The Tool" S&W 629 Classic - "The Cannon" KelTec P32 - "The Backup" Ruger 22/45 - "The Toy" "Oh yeah? Well I talk LOOOUDLY! And I carry a BIIIGGER stick! And I'll use it, too." -Yoesemite Sam

March 26, 2002, 01:42 PM	#10
Dave R Senior Member Join Date: January 7, 2000 Location: Idaho Posts: 6,073	Someone help me out here...Tremors II...the survivalist makes his first appearance...he's been in a major altercation...he says something like "It was a little hairy, but with superior tactics and effective use of small-arms fire I was able to persevere..." I'm sure that a bad mangle. Anyone have it right? __________________ I am Pro-Rights (on gun issues).

March 26, 2002, 01:50 PM	#11
HankB Senior Member Join Date: March 30, 2000 Location: Central Texas, outside of Austin Posts: 1,698	From the movie Tremors: after Bert explains that he made his anti-graboid bombs out of a few common household ingredients combined in the right proportions and had inserted some cannon fuse, the other character asks: "Where's you get the cannon fuse?" Bert answers, matter-of-factly: "From my cannon." __________________ To be kind to your enemy is to be cruel to yourself - Sun Tzu

March 26, 2002, 02:02 PM	#12
echo3mike Senior Member Join Date: September 12, 2000 Location: Chantilly, VA...Just barely behind the lines! Posts: 490	From "Real Genius": ..."as I was remembering the last words of Sophocles: I Drank WHAT?? " All I can think of right now. Regards, S. __________________ God, Country, Corps! "Only Accurate Rifles Are Interesting" Col. Townsend Whelen Por Libertate Patriae TFL Alumni

March 26, 2002, 02:11 PM	#13
JFucile Senior Member Join Date: March 21, 2002 Location: Socialist Republic of Minnesota Posts: 160	There are a few that come to mind "Be careful what you shoot at... most things in here don't react too well to bullets." - The Hunt For Red October "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" - Reservoir Dogs "Congratulations you've just become a two million dollar lottery ticket" - Ransom __________________ "Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking" "The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it's good-by to the Bill of Rights." -H.L. Mencken

March 26, 2002, 02:22 PM	#14
stevetuna Senior Member Join Date: November 13, 2001 Location: Nantucket, MA Posts: 258	"Dying ain't much of a livin', boy..." Clint Eastwood as The Outlaw Josie Wales

March 26, 2002, 02:26 PM	#15
OF Senior Member Join Date: April 11, 2000 Posts: 2,239	"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" "Leave em. Buzzards got to eat, same as worms <ptoooey>" - Josie Wales from "The Outlaw Josie Wales" "When we finished, he shook our hands and told us, "Endeavor to persevere." We thought about it for a long time, 'endeavor to persevere.' And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union." - Chief Lone Waddy from "The Outlaw Josie Wales" "One, Two, Five!" "Three Sir!" "Three!" <BOOM> -

March 26, 2002, 02:31 PM	#16
TheeBadOne Junior member Join Date: January 12, 2002 Location: USA Posts: 1,191	From They Live Rowdy Rod Piper: "I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass..............and I 'm all out of bubblegum". From Big Jake John Wayne: "Since you haven't learned to respect your elders, it's time you learn to respect your betters". From Weird Science Wyatt- "Gary, there are motorcycles in my house"! Gary- "Wyatt, you have killer mutants in your house".

March 26, 2002, 02:41 PM	#17
Brett Bellmore Senior Member Join Date: March 17, 1999 Location: Capac, MI, USA Posts: 1,927	From Army of Darkness: "Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun." Dave, I thought Bert's first line on getting out of the (Now ruined) truck was better; "I feel I have been denied critical, need to know information!" __________________ Sic semper tyrannis!

March 26, 2002, 03:02 PM	#18
Mute Senior Member Join Date: October 22, 1998 Location: Diamond Bar, CA Posts: 852	"You got a rendevouz with my a$$ motherf*#)($" -Clint Eastwood, In the Line of Fire

March 26, 2002, 03:17 PM	#19
Hemicuda Senior Member Join Date: September 13, 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,757	Samuel L. Jackson in the last "Die-Hard" movie (holding an AK) "AK-47 When you absolutely, positively got to kill every M-er F-er in the room!" __________________ Hemi. gun and car collector. Rare cars, and rarer guns.

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Bogie Senior Member Join Date: June 5, 2000 Location: Job hunting on the road... Posts: 3,827	That was "Jackie Brown." __________________ Job hunting, but helping a friend out at www.vikingmachineusa.com - and learning the finer aspects of becoming a precision machinist. And making the world's greatest bottle openers!

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madkiwi Senior Member Join Date: May 27, 2000 Location: Missoula, MT Posts: 227	"Gimme some sugar, baby!"- Army of Darkness. "Where de white women at?"- Sheriff Bart to a group of KKK members in Blazing Saddles "Where's the map?" "What map?" "If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your tits to the table!" - Yellowbeard to Mrs Beard in "Yellowbeard" "You won't catch me dying. You'll have to kill me before I die"- Yellowbeard "Never trust a woman or a government"- Yellowbeard

March 26, 2002, 03:59 PM	#22
mcneill Senior Member Join Date: November 1, 2000 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 288	What GRD said - lot's of good lines from "Josie Wales" "Last of the Mohicans" Duncan - "How is it you're going to Kentucky when there's a war on?" Nathaniel - "Well, we face North and then, real sudden like, turn left." "Pure Country" Earl, the drummer - "Hell, Wyatt, it beats a real job." Jim __________________ NRA Patron; TSRA Life; NMLRA; JPFO; SAS Associate "His name was Jeremiah Johnson, and he wanted to be a mountain man. ... He was looking for a Hawken gun, .50 caliber or better. He settled for a .30, but d*** it was a genuine Hawken. You couldn't go no better."

March 26, 2002, 04:27 PM	#23
Jim March Senior Member Join Date: February 14, 1999 Location: Pittsburg, CA, USA Posts: 7,417	The next Star Wars movie will apparantly feature Samuel L. Jackson prominently. The line I want to hear: "Annakin, hand me my lightsaber...waddya mean which one, it's the one that says "bada$$ mutha****a" on it, moron!" __________________ Jim March

March 26, 2002, 04:40 PM	#25
USAFNoDak Senior Member Join Date: August 21, 2000 Location: Minnesota, Twin Cities Posts: 1,076	I can't remember which character said it but from "Evil Roy Slade": I'll fill you so fulla holes you'll whistle when you walk. __________________ "If you love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen." Samuel Adams.